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By ACG茶话 15 February, 2023

“群英共聚桃花林,四季轮转危机藏。
立体纸片Q又萌,小怪密麻满屏舞。
古風音乐绊人心,逆天改命以逃脱。
各显神通体验异,技能组合上一层。
难度一级一级升,通关洪荒成真神。
召唤异兽爽翻天,金钱通天磨鬼神。
局外天赋永成长,局内限时刷刷刷。
打不过,跑得了,三十六计走为上。
活过时间我为王,谁能说我不通神。
通神榜,谁能揭?国风幸存待君试。
元气弹工作室制作的国风幸存者,目前仍存在一些问题。

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About This Game

We have it all (or some)! The sword master hero, the fireball totting maiden, a mechanically adept summoner, a great yellow canine who literally creates gold, a master of bacon... Well, each character is unique, to say the least!

Finely crafted cardboard cutout characters give the game a unique and fun feel as you fight your way to godhood! Come and give the monsters a whack as you blow up the screen with fireballs and black holes, and then some!

Master specific skills that create synergies with one another to cause mayhem and destruction. In Peachville, 1+1 is not 2, it is at least 4.5! What devastating synergies are there, you ask? You'll just have to figure that out for yourself! How many synergies can you find today?

Rabbits, ducks...... strange and interesting poultry have a hundred skills with armed evolution and treatment suppression both.

Each upgrade may be what takes you from wimp to hero! Spend gold to reroll your skill selections! Oh, and gain meta-progression in the shape of talent points to make your runs easier as you progress!

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS *: Windows 7 64bit
    • Processor: Intel Pentium 4 processor or later that's SSE2 capable
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel UHD 630
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Storage: 1 GB available space
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 10
    • Processor: Intel® Core™ i5 Processors
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1650
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Storage: 1 GB available space
* Starting January 1st, 2024, the Steam Client will only support Windows 10 and later versions.

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