JoshGeoff Weiner Simulator is all about exploring different parts of the United Kingdom and finding items you need for your boss, JoshGeoff. From phallic-like sausages to chicken kievs, expect to find anything and everything in JGWS.
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What the developers have to say:

Why Early Access?

“JGWS is in Early Access because I am dedicated to polishing the project before its official release. As the sole developer, I want to ensure that every aspect of the game meets a high standard of quality. During Early Access, we plan to push regular updates, including new maps, features, and improvements based on player feedback. My goal is to actively engage with the community, continuously improve the game, and incorporate feedback that will help shape the final product. I am fully committed to the long-term development of JGWS and seeing it through to a polished and complete release.”

Approximately how long will this game be in Early Access?

“There is no specific date when we're planning on coming out of Early Access for a Full Release, however we expect it to be sometime in 2026/2027.”

How is the full version planned to differ from the Early Access version?

“The full version is planned to be majorly different, with an overhaul in moving onto the next map, game save files and at least double the amount of maps we have on release (5 in EA, 10 on Release).”

What is the current state of the Early Access version?

“The current build provides players with 3 small-to-medium sized maps, each with 9, 7 and 15 collectibles each to collect and move on to the next map.”

Will the game be priced differently during and after Early Access?

“For the minute, we plan to gradually raise the price during Early Access as we ship new content and features, such as new maps.”

How are you planning on involving the Community in your development process?

“We have a Discord where our community members can report bugs, crashes, and even post and upvote suggestions in our Forums categories. Our Trello Board allows our community to track our development process and watch their suggestions and bugs go live, including full in-depth patch notes that will be cross-posted to Steam.”
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About This Game

Forever Lost In A Maze...

following your boss around different cities across the UK, from silly goofy Train Stations to the iconic F1 track, collect different items like a totally-not-phallic sausage for JoshGeoff, your ring leader boss. What will happen if you don't get these items... you don't want to know since it'll be your worst, and last nightmare.

JoshGeoff Weiner Simulator Maps

At the moment, we have 5 maps available during Early Access, with more to come in the future leading up to Full Release! The current 5 maps include, Weiner Town, Kiev Central, Silverstone, Bus Station and Bike Depot... with our 6th map 'Strawb Street' in development.

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

Our first introductory map has a collectible of a phallic-shaped object that represents the male genitalia.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: Potato XP
    • Processor: Potato Core i3-2000K
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Probably can run on a GTX
    • Storage: 6 GB available space
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 12
    • Processor: Intel Core Ultra 11 / AMD Threadripper PRO 10000
    • Graphics: NVIDIA RTX 6090Ti / AMD Radeon RX 10070 XT
    • Storage: 6 GB available space

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