The goat is sexy. Please help. I’ve had a raging boner for six months and doctors can’t do anything about it. 10/10. It hurts.

With great mechanics and controls and a great story, it's hard to say no to playing this game. 10/10.

One of the best, no, THE best racing game of the decade. Truly awe-inspiring. 10/10.

This game is great, but there's a severe lack of Osama bin Laden. Sorry. 8/10.