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Welcome to the home of the funkiest jalapeños with your host, spicygamethunder! Here you'll find short and full-length reviews with informational posts of games on Steam, consoles and beyond.

最近评测

推荐 5 月 15 日

“(XGP) Cool story with eye-catching environments, Avowed does a great job with world building. Combat is pretty good (especially for magic users) but the game still has some bugs that need patching.”

推荐 5 月 3 日

“(XGP) Cool setting, interesting premise & with some Myst-like puzzle solving. Much like Myst, in Blue Prince you'll need to take actual notes for some puzzles. Thorough investigation is encouraged.”

推荐 4 月 28 日

“(XGP) It's Oblivion with a fresh coat of paint at the cost of framerate/stability. Thumbs up for nostalgia but wait for patches if you can. YMMV if this is your 1st run, it feels dated in many ways.”

推荐 4 月 21 日

“(XGP) Awaken to explore & escape a quarantined region of the 🇬🇧 countryside or die trying. Environments look great & combat is hardest early on. Lack of fast travel is painful during side quests.”

推荐 4 月 19 日

“(XGP) The environments look nice & South of Midnight's story is pretty good, but exploration is somewhat dated & combat happens too frequently. This is a good title for XGP or on sale.”

推荐 4 月 19 日

“(XGP) After some time playing Balatro, I found it to be competently made but I don't see what the hype is about. Poker with rogue-like mechanics, YMMV on how much you like playing poker repeatedly.”

推荐 1 月 5 日

“(XGP) Restore the millenia old deified A.I. in the hope for a new golden age or maybe just the answer for what you seek. I liked Return to Grace, a good story & didn't drag on like Tacoma for example.”

推荐 1 月 4 日

“(XGP) It's The Thing set on an oil rig, Still Wakes the Deep ends up a good experience. However this is made by The Chinese Room and feels like a more refined A Machine for Pigs, for better and worse.”

推荐 1 月 4 日

“(XGP) Help a ghost recover her memories & ascend to the heavens, I found Hauntii to value presentation & exploration over combat so consider playing it if you're looking for a more subdued adventure.”

推荐 2024 年 12 月 25 日

“(XGP) Even with Machine Games at the helm, I've been surprised on how good the Great Circle is. What stands out is how immersion sim-like it is, cutscene performance are great & the gameplay is fun.”

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Completely Free on Steam

Games, movies, or shows that are completely free in their entirety with no in-app purchases.

Talisman: Digital Classic Edition

Papers, Please - The Short Film

Wretched Depths

Bad Dream: Fever

All Walls Must Fall - A Tech-Noir Tactics Game

Relic Hunters Zero: Remix

A Night In Berlin

Haunted Gas Station

Shrouded in Sanity: Freebirth

Beneath The Surface

THE DEVIL HAUNTS ME

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Games played outside of Steam

This list comprises of games I've played outside of Steam, with some not having a full-length review but it could change if I revisit them.

优惠

推荐 2020 年 6 月 15 日

“(Switch) A throwback to the JRPGs of old wrapped in the Unreal Engine 4. The story can be seen as weak but Octopath Traveler is great for a casual playthrough. Slight advantage to the Switch on that.”

推荐 2020 年 1 月 4 日

“A much-needed refinement of what was established in Tomb Raider 2013 while fixing some weak spots in the previous game.”

推荐 2023 年 6 月 20 日

“(PS5) This remake of Dead Space stays faithful to the original while adding things like layered dismemberment, upgraded visuals with some story alterations. PC reportedly still has stuttering issues.”

推荐 2022 年 7 月 19 日

“(XGP) Learn to leverage your momentum as you control a polymorphic alien spaceship and track down the old transmissions of a mission near Jupiter. Exo One is very unique but the pacing is a slow burn.”

推荐 2021 年 10 月 25 日

“(XGP) If you've played Hot Pursuit before, there isn't any new content here. However with visual updates, inclusion of DLC and crossplatform online, it makes this worth considering at the right price.”

推荐 2021 年 8 月 13 日

“(XGP) Samurai Gunn meets Hotline Miami, Katana ZERO has a fun game-play loop that doesn't overstay its welcome between story beats. Starts slow but stick around for the ramp up, this is a must play.”

推荐 2021 年 4 月 11 日

“The most recent and weakest of the 2013 reboot trilogy, Shadow of the Tomb Raider has the typical refinements of a sequel with a downgrade in writing/storytelling. Buy this only at a steep sale price.”

推荐 2023 年 11 月 26 日

“(XGP) Another Shock-like set in a futuristic USSR, Atomic Heart has a interesting setting with a cool aesthetic. Story is fine but the dialogue has some odd translation, gameplay is what you'd expect.”

推荐 2020 年 11 月 13 日

“(Origin) A surprise out of nowhere from Respawn, Fallen Order looks fantastic and is a fun Souls-lite with metroidvania exploration. A standard run is around 20 hours, it's worth a buy if on sale.”

推荐 2021 年 6 月 20 日

“(Origin) The acclaimed trilogy makes its return targeting 4K. Mass Effect LE also has welcome improvements especially to ME1, but it could be a less compelling sell on PC using mods on the originals.”

推荐 2019 年 12 月 23 日

“Tomb Raider 2013 is a successful reboot for the most part, however it does suffer from the cross-generation effect with a fair amount of low-resolution textures. Despite that, I still had fun with it.”

推荐 2020 年 5 月 22 日

“Fun but a bit smaller in scope compared to Fallout: New Vegas. The writing was good and the characters are memorable, but not much to do after the story is over. Pick up the DLC or wait for a sale.”

推荐 2020 年 6 月 16 日

“(Origin) A better optimized version of Burnout: Paradise and also includes all the DLC some of which were never ported to the original release. It's still a lot of fun, even more so with friends.”

推荐 2024 年 12 月 21 日

“(XGP) A more intense XCOM/Dawn of War Ii with higher stakes & an endless horde of Aliens who are always on the hunt. Dark Descent get two thumbs up as an authentic Colonial Marines stress simulator.”

推荐 2022 年 6 月 27 日

“(XGP) This is the Turtles In Time sequel we've all been waiting for; Shredder's Revenge measures up with 2-6 local and/or online co-op, responsive combat & faithfully created stages to play through.”

推荐 2022 年 4 月 2 日

“(XGP) A 2D side-scroller with a Pokémon-like combat system, Monster Sanctuary is decent. However the pacing of combat & exploration is slow. This would be better in short bursts on mobile\Switch.”

推荐 2023 年 12 月 16 日

“(Origin) Despite the memes around release, Andromeda manages to craft a functional story with serviceable combat mechanics. It still falls short of the trilogy so consider only at bargain bin prices.”

推荐 2023 年 12 月 14 日

“(XGP) Slay monsters & gather resources in a desperate attempt to keep a foothold in the endless void. Loop Hero is a neat roguelike while being simple yet addictive, even more so on a portable device.”

推荐 2020 年 6 月 16 日

“(Origin) This was an interesting experiment, the campaign is basically a cop drama from CBS. Mutiplayer has some unique modes, Battlefield: Hardline is worth a look if you want something different.”

推荐 2022 年 6 月 27 日

“(XGP) Throw in Gang Beasts, sprinkle some Human Fall Flat and add a dash of Boomerang Fu. While Rubber Bandits has a lot of similarities, it can get boring fast but cross-platform multiplayer helps.”

推荐 2024 年 9 月 5 日

“(PS5) A flasher, arguably more approachable Monster Hunter character action game, WILD HEARTS is decent enough. Story is whatever, maps are tediously huge & framerate is all over the place on console.”

推荐 2022 年 4 月 24 日

“(XGP) The writing, world-building, level of detail and acting are all excellent. The combat is....ok. Guardians of the Galaxy is just under Marvel's Spiderman in terms of quality, but wait for a sale.”

推荐 2022 年 4 月 11 日

“(XGP) While it has a slow start, The Forgotten City pulls you into this groundhogs day situation in a ancient city whose denizens have secrets of their own to hide. The writing here steals the show.”

推荐 2022 年 10 月 22 日

“(XGP) While Requiem has the same superb visual quality as Innocence and some refined combat mechanics, the pacing feels even slower now and the waves of armored enemies near the endgame gets old fast.”

推荐 2021 年 5 月 25 日

“The original release on Flash, Rebirth is an objectively better version of The Binding of Isaac. There are a few unique elements of this version but nothing worth seeing for new players.”

推荐 2022 年 6 月 29 日

“(XGP) Arrive at your old family home in Norco, a town in the shadow of a oil refinery complex and find what secrets were hidden by your deceased mother. This P&C adventure can be fairly dark at times.”

推荐 2022 年 10 月 15 日

“(XGP) Help Even save her sister from a fate brought by a world ruled by dice rolls. Lost in Random's world is akin to the Alice series. Combat is OK with a mix of deckbuilding & hack-&-slash fighting.”

推荐 2022 年 9 月 18 日

“(XGP) You'll find a lot of inspiration has been taken from Vanillaware's games when playing Astria Ascending. However the budget limitations are noticeable, maybe wait for a sale or play on Game Pass.”

推荐 2024 年 5 月 3 日

“Light combat with meme humor, Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion is an enjoyable break from the more intense games that might be sitting in your backlog. Reminded me of Ittle Dew with cutesy art.”

推荐 2019 年 10 月 19 日

“A Chibi-styled Overlord minion simulator with oversize anime eyes. A simple but fun game that you can turn your brain off to but I would only recommend getting on sale.”

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