The best game noone else in HompCo will play COME ON GUYS.

It is rumored that Commie John chooses to play this instead of breathing.

Like a fine wine, you always return to it. Fine Wine Recommendations: Colt .45.

The best tactic is to accidentally throw your shotgun away and get stabbed by a thug. Try it!

The best Adorable Girl Item Shop Simulator since HompCo Halloween Bash 2008.

♥♥♥♥♥♥' pirates, man.

One of the unwritten rules of war is "Never get involved in a sneaky land war between Aaron and Homp". It just doesn't end well.

HOW MANY SHIPS DOES HOMP HAVE? HOW MANY-- Oh, look, I blew them up with my one capital ship. HA HA HA.

It's like you're drunk and going home, but the house is different. And because you broke into every house in the neighborhood, but nevermind that!