Give me anything. Literally anything. I don't care if you give me a half-penny per coupon. I'll trade you my 2 coupons for 1 coupon for this same stupidly named game just so I can delude myself into thinking I'm wasting less.

Still not sold? What if I told you I'll accept crates? Yeah, those useless items you get all the time in TF2. I won't even open them, I'll just put them on the market for 3 cents and wait 20 years for my profit of 1 cent per crate.



*Not really Faze Sponsored or anything else in title.