Castlevania: Lords of Shadow - Ultimate Edition

Castlevania: Lords of Shadow - Ultimate Edition

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Richard Drizzle 23 Dec, 2021 @ 8:11pm
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Do not buy
Holy ♥♥♥♥ this game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ take the first boss for example it's just a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ shadow of the colossus boss with broken mechanics every level is nothing but puzzles like this is super ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad wish i could refund it.
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JorgeJunior 24 Dec, 2021 @ 4:06am 
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First off, I'm not judging you, but "Do not buy" is a little too much.
You're forgetting the fact that thousands of players (me included) like the game's mechanics and love solving those kind of puzzles.
Respect our preferences, man! 👍🏽🙂

I think "Do not buy" would apply if the game had many bugs and crashes, and not when it doesn't meet your preferences.

Talking about likes and deslikes, it's always a good idea to read some reviews or watch at least 30min of a gameplay before buying a game. Again, not judging you. 👍🏽
Richard Drizzle 24 Dec, 2021 @ 4:08am 
Originally posted by JorgeJunior:
First off, I'm not judging you, but "Do not buy" is a little too much.
You're forgetting the fact that thousands of players (me included) like the game's mechanics and love solving those kind of puzzles.
Respect our preferences, man! 👍🏽🙂

I think "Do not buy" would apply if the game had many bugs and crashes, and not when it doesn't meet your preferences.

Talking about likes and deslikes, it's always a good idea to read some reviews or watch at least 30min of a gameplay before buying a game. Again, not judging you. 👍🏽
I couldn't the mechanics are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and no one should support this company for making such a terrible game.
metal_hamster 27 Dec, 2021 @ 5:36am 
Originally posted by Richard Drizzle:
Originally posted by JorgeJunior:
First off, I'm not judging you, but "Do not buy" is a little too much.
You're forgetting the fact that thousands of players (me included) like the game's mechanics and love solving those kind of puzzles.
Respect our preferences, man! 👍🏽🙂

I think "Do not buy" would apply if the game had many bugs and crashes, and not when it doesn't meet your preferences.

Talking about likes and deslikes, it's always a good idea to read some reviews or watch at least 30min of a gameplay before buying a game. Again, not judging you. 👍🏽
I couldn't the mechanics are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and no one should support this company for making such a terrible game.

It's a terrible game for having good free flowing combat? Well designed levels? Good boss fights? Good puzzles? Fantastic art design?
Richard Drizzle 27 Dec, 2021 @ 7:52am 
Originally posted by metal_hamster:
Originally posted by Richard Drizzle:
I couldn't the mechanics are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and no one should support this company for making such a terrible game.

It's a terrible game for having good free flowing combat? Well designed levels? Good boss fights? Good puzzles? Fantastic art design?
The level design is super ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and completely linear the boss fights are complete ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the first boss literally is a shadow of colossus boss but ♥♥♥♥♥♥. And who the actual ♥♥♥♥ wants to do puzzles in a hack and slash game i feel so bad for you poor bastards having no taste in games.
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Noodles 27 Dec, 2021 @ 8:00pm 
Originally posted by Richard Drizzle:
Originally posted by metal_hamster:

It's a terrible game for having good free flowing combat? Well designed levels? Good boss fights? Good puzzles? Fantastic art design?
The level design is super ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and completely linear the boss fights are complete ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the first boss literally is a shadow of colossus boss but ♥♥♥♥♥♥. And who the actual ♥♥♥♥ wants to do puzzles in a hack and slash game i feel so bad for you poor bastards having no taste in games.

No taste? You have reviewed and downgraded some amazing games with baffling reasons to why they are bad, you should not be giving such negative comments on a game when you have so little play time and experience in to even give a fair and critique review like that, this game has many people enjoying it and providing countless evidence to why this game is so good for its age.
Last edited by Noodles; 27 Dec, 2021 @ 8:01pm
Richard Drizzle 28 Dec, 2021 @ 4:50am 
Originally posted by Noodles:
Originally posted by Richard Drizzle:
The level design is super ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and completely linear the boss fights are complete ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the first boss literally is a shadow of colossus boss but ♥♥♥♥♥♥. And who the actual ♥♥♥♥ wants to do puzzles in a hack and slash game i feel so bad for you poor bastards having no taste in games.

No taste? You have reviewed and downgraded some amazing games with baffling reasons to why they are bad, you should not be giving such negative comments on a game when you have so little play time and experience in to even give a fair and critique review like that, this game has many people enjoying it and providing countless evidence to why this game is so good for its age.
this game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ move on it's shocking knowing virgins like you actually exist in this world all the games i reviewed if i game them a thems down it's because they are trash and i'll tell you why if you're that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ intrested.
RPG 7 Jan, 2022 @ 1:14pm 
jajaja What there is to read
MaddFistWillie 9 Jan, 2022 @ 10:53am 
It's a real shame that a Castlevania game is full of puzzles and unique mechanics that are required for exploration and continuation of the game. How terrible it must be to have to play a game gives a player an easier first boss to help them with understanding what is to come. This is a real shame. I guess I shouldn't play this game out of fear of the horrors that will come.
Richard Drizzle 10 Jan, 2022 @ 4:09am 
Originally posted by MaddFistWillie:
It's a real shame that a Castlevania game is full of puzzles and unique mechanics that are required for exploration and continuation of the game. How terrible it must be to have to play a game gives a player an easier first boss to help them with understanding what is to come. This is a real shame. I guess I shouldn't play this game out of fear of the horrors that will come.
Yea dumbass puzzles the entire game is pretty much just puzzles and the first boss is a lazy attempt at copying shadow of the colossus boss mechanics game is trash beyond comprehension.
Blast X Blast 10 Jan, 2022 @ 7:11pm 
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It takes a weak and ignorant mind to presumptuously insist as objective fact what is clearly nothing more than mere opinion. Either the original poster is a troll, in which case he should grow up, or he is serious, in which case he is a blind fool worthy of contempt. Either way, his kind should be ignored.
Richard Drizzle 11 Jan, 2022 @ 8:00am 
Originally posted by Blast X Blast:
It takes a weak and ignorant mind to presumptuously insist as objective fact what is clearly nothing more than mere opinion. Either the original poster is a troll, in which case he should grow up, or he is serious, in which case he is a blind fool worthy of contempt. Either way, his kind should be ignored.
And yet here you are commenting it's sad people try to defend this ♥♥♥♥ pile excuse for a video game.
Mr. Burton 13 Jan, 2022 @ 3:32am 
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I feel there should have been someone to of said this by now, but since not I'll go ahead and do so.

You do realize, that you're mad about a game, that was originally released in 2010 for the PS3 and Xbox 360. Which was later released for PC in 2013... right? So this is roughly 12 years old, and you didn't think to look anything up on it? Makes sense, given that "puzzles hurt brain".

I'm really just amazed that some people are still ignorant enough to complain about a game that they themselves didn't do any research on? You probably purchased the game after coming across the show on Netflix, and have no idea what you were getting yourself into. You're the type of person that would complain about any game not "giving you the win". As for your complaints on puzzles, I don't understand this at all. Are you telling everyone that you don't like using your brain for puzzles in a game that a 3rd grader could figure out in mere moments? For your own sake and everyone else's, I really hope you don't try anything more difficult than this game, since your head might implode due to lack of problem solving skills...

Also, have you ever used google for research? Or are you one of those "Ask Jeeves" Kinda guys?
Richard Drizzle 13 Jan, 2022 @ 7:11am 
Originally posted by Lizard:
I feel there should have been someone to of said this by now, but since not I'll go ahead and do so.

You do realize, that you're mad about a game, that was originally released in 2010 for the PS3 and Xbox 360. Which was later released for PC in 2013... right? So this is roughly 12 years old, and you didn't think to look anything up on it? Makes sense, given that "puzzles hurt brain".

I'm really just amazed that some people are still ignorant enough to complain about a game that they themselves didn't do any research on? You probably purchased the game after coming across the show on Netflix, and have no idea what you were getting yourself into. You're the type of person that would complain about any game not "giving you the win". As for your complaints on puzzles, I don't understand this at all. Are you telling everyone that you don't like using your brain for puzzles in a game that a 3rd grader could figure out in mere moments? For your own sake and everyone else's, I really hope you don't try anything more difficult than this game, since your head might implode due to lack of problem solving skills...

Also, have you ever used google for research? Or are you one of those "Ask Jeeves" Kinda guys?
I'm well aware the game is old there are plenty of great games that are 12 years old this is not one of them
Mako 22 Jan, 2022 @ 5:49am 
To be fair some aspects of this game are triggering. Its my second time playing it and first in years. Since then games with no free camera and no target lock on, 2 basic QoL features, almost ceased to exist. Its fine in most places but sometimes I really want to kick someone for this. In some arenas camera placement is so bad enemies constantly attack off screen.
Neon Noodles 27 Jan, 2022 @ 3:46pm 
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