... was cruising along this street, when I found this little side street. Took a turn and headed down to check it out. Had these strange white trees with red apples at the base of them, but it wasn't until I came upon this little garden of beige mushrooms - planted ever so carefully - that unbeknownst to me, it was about to hit the fan.

I stop in front of the little garden, with my lights on to admire the carefully placed arrangement, when all of a sudden, I was thrown out of my ride. At first, I had no idea what the hell happened, as I was there checking out the garden of mushrooms, then just like that, I'm thrown out of my ride. Then... this maniac with a knife in each hand, starts coming at me! Thank the stars I was rocking my Ultra Glide kicks... cause I booted it the hell out of there.

Has anyone else been down that alley, and got jacked?

I totally get why some people now are upset about the lack of weaponry that could be used to dispatch such a villain...