Step !: Go buy a pet mouse from pestmart (very real store)

Step 2: Take a cord and plug it into your computer/PC.

Step 3: Take your mouse and plug the other end of the cord into the mouse's mouth. The mouse's eyes will glow blood-red and stop moving when this step is done correctly.

Step 4: Lay the mouse belly-down on your desk. Use your hand to move the mouse around. The Camera angle in-game should change. If your IRL camera angle changes, then continue to step 5.

Step 5: It is already too late. The end of Earth has begun.

(Do you know how many guides there are that are just a bunch of gags like this one? Well, those guides are just to farm steam points through awards. And it surprisingly works! What I'm saying is to avoid giving money to scammers, ok? I'v seen it happen. Go see for yourself. Oh, and I just want to make something funny, not scam people.)