Clone Drone in the Danger Zone

Clone Drone in the Danger Zone

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A Collection of Miserably Short Human-Robotic (Hubotic) Lives Part 2
Next Human: Leon Livingston

Age: 20

Fav Color: Yellow

Occupation: Tobacco Specialist

Those were the first things Leon saw after watching an old lady be cut apart by machines and his conscious leaving the database. The upload was instantaneous, his vision being regained immediately upon being installed into the head of his new body. A sword was flung into his right hand before he was tossed onto the conveyor belt just like the one before him.

“And now for our next challenger, a small dog.” Came an all too familiar voice.

“Amazing!” proclaimed another familiar voice.

As he climbed to his feet, Leon attempted to recall anything that could help him. He knew he was being sent to fight to the death, but would he fight the same enemies as that Kristy woman had? He glanced down at his sword, which hummed quietly in his hand. He’d been handy with a knife when he’d been alive, so a sword was just a bigger version wasn’t it? If he only had to face up against one of those robots then he could use that time to get familiar with his weapon. If he was going to die he would take out as many as he could first. In truth Leon would have prefered to escape but from what he’d seem those chances seemed slim if not completely non-existent.

“Just kidding, it is another human.” Finished Analysis-Bot, delivering the punchline with a graceful monotone.

“A shame.” Stated Commentatron dejectedly.

Leon dropped onto the elevator and began his ascent to what he assumed was the first fight of many. He doubted fatigue was an issue when it came to these bodies, so if he were to take a guess they’d run him into the ground eventually. He’d just have to think up something before then. The moment the elevator stopped, he charged towards the blue robot that stood across the arena from him. At the same time it began its approach, opting on occasion to jump at random intervals.

‘I’ll need to watch for that jump, in case it tries to avoid my blade.’ Leon thought to himself as he collected all of the information he could on his enemy.

It made sense that if his enemy could jump then so could he. He tried it out and launched himself into the air before landing perfectly into a run. If his new body could keep this up without him getting tired then he doubted there would be any trouble facing an endless onslaught of opponents. Finally they reached each other and the robot swung at him from his left. Leon dove into the air, thrusting his sword downwards into the robot. It pierced through its right shoulder and continued through the waist, slicing the robot in half. The top of the robot toppled off and clunked to the ground, the legs standing upright and rigid.

Leon chuckled to himself as he basked in the glory of his victory. The blade was quite easy to use and cut through their metal like butter. Their reaction times weren’t especially fast either, so he could easily strike first. Grinning inwardly, as he had no face to grin with, Leon turned to see the garbage bots leaving their small room to take away the scrap metal that now littered the floor at his feet. He started to move towards the opening, however after a few steps the garbage bots had already taken the remains and had carted it into the room, sealing it off.

‘If I can be next to that door when it opens, I can try and find a way out through there.’ Leon thought as he turned back towards the elevator, ‘I’ll try ending the round next to that spot then.’

After he took the elevator back down he was greeted with a similar sight to what he had seen during Kristy’s time in the arena. The commentators were busy talking up the next level, however Leon doubted it would be different from when Kristy went up there.

‘I should probably make a habit out of listening to their garble though,’ he thought, sincerely dreading the time he had to do that, ‘They might actually spit out something useful.’

“Coming up, three robots swing their swords at another robot!” declared Commentatron.

“The robot with a human mind.” added Analysis-Bot.

“How do you defeat three robots?” asked Commentatron in mock concern.

“In the same way you eat an elephant. You slice them into small pieces.” joked Analysis-Bot, or at least Leon hoped he was joking.

As he approached the television robot, Leon noticed his name had been printed to his right on the wall. Upon further examination he also found that his listed job was incorrect, though he’d give them credit for trying to make an illegal job sound legal. Why hadn’t he tried that? He turned back to the machine and allowed it to pick him up. The circles appeared on the screen just like they had the last time, however Leon was finally able to get a look at what they said. There seven upgrades for him to choose from, ranging from sword upgrades to a new weapon or a ‘clone’ whatever that did.

‘So it’s an upgrade bot.’ mused Leon silently as he skimmed over the descriptions of each upgrade.

He decided to stick with what he knew, blades. It hadn’t failed him in life and it certainly wouldn’t in death. Unbalance seemed to be the best choice for his current situation. The less his opponent could attack and defend the more openings it would leave. He selected the upgrade and let the robot handle the rest. Sparks flew from his head and it threw him from its grasp. By the time Leon had landed he had already turned and began his trip back towards the elevator. He’d give them a show, then he’d show them just how foolish they were to consider him disposable.

He rose up in the lift and was greeted with saw blades buzzing across the arena. Across from him was the garbage bot door and in between him and his goal were three blue sword robots. If he could grin there was no doubt he would have been at that moment. He rushed forwards, boxed in by the saws on either side of him with the sword robots closing in from the front. One came from his left while the other two came from the right. He moved left and their swords clashed, his sword recovering well before the enemy’s. He swung to the right, slicing the robot directly through the waist. He trampled over the remains as they toppled to the ground in two clean piles. He’d managed to flank the enemy as they were now in pursuit from behind him. He turned to face them while running backwards further towards the exit. He would cut them down as close as he possible could.

The remaining two robots grouped up as Leon renewed his attack. He swung from the right again, cutting through the first robot’s arms as it raised its sword. However in this moment of vulnerability the second sword robot successfully finished an attack, the sword shearing off part of his right shoulder and back plating. Furious, Leon swung the sword back and drove it through the chest of the last sword robot, disconnecting an arm and its head from the rest of the body.

Red signals flared in his vision, reporting the damage that had just been delivered. He had been careless and nearly paid dearly for it. However now wasn’t the time to be distracted, as the moment the last robot fell to his blade, the door began to open to the new room. The garbage bots flew out and Leon flew in. Or so he tried. A field of energy blocked his way and the moment he touched it, he was launched across the arena, landing only a few metres away from the elevator. He was left dazed on the floor, unable to move as the commentators scolded him like an animal.

“Bad Human” Commentatron shouted, as if disciplining a dog.

“That room is not for you” added Analysis-Bot with the same level of respect, none.

“See the elevator behind you” pointed out Commentatron, his eyes lighting up with each word.

“That is where you should go” instructed Analysis-Bot as Leon finally managed to recover.

A rage he knew well sweltered up inside of him. He fought to urge to scream curses and to try once again to break through. It seemed he’d almost lost control once again to his personality… quirks. He spun around and returned to the elevator, desperate to escape the spotlight and embarrassment. In time he’d form a new plan to escape and when the time came, if he couldn’t escape, he’d at least cut down the commentators before dying. That’d satisfy his alter self.

“Analysis-Bot, what do you think of arrows?” queried Commentatron

“I think they are great for killing humans!” responded Analysis-Bot enthusiastically

“Then let’s hope they hit this one.” declared Commentatron, almost in spite.

Leon arrived at the upgrade bot and looked at the screen. With his unit already damaged only two rounds in, he would have to pick the clone option in hope that it would get him a new body. Mind transfer didn’t appear to be an issue and he needed to be in peak form if he wanted to survive long enough to escape. Or take out the commentators. Whichever came first. He picked the clone option and instead of being zapped in the head, the upgrade bot simply pointed to his left. Leon glanced over to see a door open and a robot identical to his current one, minus the damage, slid into the room. He turned back to the screen to find that the Clone slot now said one out of five before he was thrown away by the robot. So he had four more clones left, they didn’t even grant him as many as he could afford it seemed.

“What kind of almighty power did these scrap heaps think…” began Leon’s rant before he quickly shut it down, “No, I need to hold it together if I want to live. No time to let you run free.”

He shook off the doubt holding him down and proceeded to the elevator. With the added security blanket of a clone, he’d be able to safely check out the new robots without severe repercussions. He just hoped they were as easy to deal with as the sword robots. The elevator took him up to the arena where he finally got his first proper look at the bow robot. They sported the same colour as the sword robots and carried only a bow from what Leon could see. Other than that they appeared almost identical, at least from this distance. Each bot stood on the outskirts of the arena, next to saw blades. They would be at a huge advantage until he closed the distance so he immediately began running towards them. They were primarily grouped on the left side of the arena, however a lone robot stood to the right side.

‘If I let them attack me from behind they could easily shoot me in a blind spot,’ analysed Leon as he ran towards the lonesome robot, avoiding the arrows that trailed behind him, ‘so I’d best keep them in my view at all times.’

He reached the first bow robot with relative ease, approaching it so that he could still see the other four archers. It fired an arrow towards him, glowing blue with energy. However Leon easily maneuvered out of the way and struck it down. His sword was driven through its head, cutting directly through a reticle that he hadn’t seen on the robot until he had gotten closer. The sword proceeded in a diagonal line through the chest of the robot, the head and left arm sliding along the new surface onto the floor. Relief flooded Leon, these were far easier to deal with than the sword robots. Their attacks were too slow and easy to avoid, he would have no trouble, especially once he got that Block Arrow upgrade or whatever it had been called.

“Weaklings, the lot of you.” he heard himself mutter. Despite the small comfort of a clone the stress was getting to him and it was showing.

Four more arrows struck home where Leon had just been as he bolted across the arena towards the four in a group. He’d make short work of them before returning for another upgrade. He struck at the first in the group, however his attack was off and merely severed a leg. Caught off guard he moved to the side to avoid a retaliation from the crippled robot in front of him. The other robots fired as well, one of them catching Leon in the side of the head. It tore through his eye socket and the next thing Leon saw was the upgrade bot pointing towards the elevator.

For a while he simply stood still, the fight still going on in his head. This was the first time he had felt the true gravity of his situation. He would die here if he was too weak. He would die, and nobody would care. Without realising it he had already begun his trip back towards the elevator.

The elevator was waiting for him when he arrived and he wondered whether the entire arena had been reset. However his worries were short lived as upon being lifted back into the arena he could see that it had been exactly as he had left it, with the addition of his cold metallic corpse also lying on the ground. Looking at it brought a rush of excitement to his mind, an electric spark in the place of adrenaline. He knew this feeling well, but how could he fight it after witnessing his own death. Even his usual calculating demeanour and intelligence had failed him.

‘You lost this battle the moment you died,’ a voice whispered critically in his head, ‘You don’t have what it takes to survive. Just rely on me again, as always.’
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afanficwriter 28 Sep, 2017 @ 3:26am 
Leon’s body moved once more on it’s own. Or to be more specific, without him in control. He charged once more towards the bow robots. The first robot fell before his body even reached them, having been pushed into the saw blades by Leon’s first slash with his old body, it fell victim to the sharp, spinning death trap and lost its entire right arm. His body pushed forwards, towards the final three as it weaved left and right to escape the onslaught of arrows. Leon found himself by the closest one as it drew another arrow and sliced towards the waist, removing the legs from underneath it. The legs were blown into the way of the saw blades and were cut up further while the torso of the robot landed upright, deactivating before it even hit the ground.

The other two didn’t go down as easily however, with Leon’s body pulling out of attacks at the last second to avoid a fatal arrow collision or misjudging the distance. Finally he saw an opening and dove in, slicing downwards between the robot and its bow, the hands severed. However instead of moving past the fallen foe, his body then proceeded to slice off its head with a clean cut across its neck, sending it flying across the arena floor as the body tumbled over.

Leon felt a small amount of his mind come back to him, enough to finally think for himself instead of being a spectator. His alternate personality, the one that came out when he was stressed, worried or anxious, was now in control. It would keep him alive, but if he didn’t fight back soon he’d be a spectator of his own life. His body turned to the last robot standing and easily sidestepped the arrow shot his way. His blade careened in from the right and cut the robot clean in half, bow still in its hands as it collapsed. Leon felt a rush of joy that wasn’t his own as he turned back towards the elevator. Yet another challenge defeated, but at the cost of his control.

On his way back, Leon’s new body stopped to look at his former body, which lay useless on the ground, its green coating standing out amidst the blue. It served as a reminder to him that the weak would perish. The weak would be culled.

“I am not weak.” He heard himself muttered, even more evidence towards who was in control, “I AM NOT WEAK!”

He drove his sword into the old body, once, twice, over and over until nothing remained but small pieces of charred metal. Leon cried for him to stop, tried to take back control. But why would he listen to something that he considered weak?

Finally satisfied with his work, he stopped attacking what was left. It felt good to severe physical ties with his weaker, less competent personality. He’d sat through it all, only being in control for the important bits here and there, like killing a man for his house or escaping the police after a bad deal. He just wished that he was more in control, then maybe his back wouldn’t have had a blade shoved through it. But it didn’t matter, he’d finally seized complete control over this new body. And what a body it was! It didn’t need food, it never felt pain and he was far stronger than he had been in life. Noel Livingston could finally start his life anew, without the pain in the ass that was his original self.

He casually made his way back towards the elevator. There was no rush in this place it seemed, and he was in no rush to die. If an escape route appeared to him he would take it. In the meantime he’d enjoy cutting down the endless swarm of scrap metal thrown his way. The moment the elevator reached his floor he jumped out and headed directly for Upgrade Bot, listening intently to the commentators as they gave hints as to what the next fight would entail. He may be laid back but he wasn’t an idiot.

“What are some good tactics for fighting both sword and archer robots?” inquired Commentatron.

“Do not turn your back on the archers.” warned Analysis-Bot, “It only takes one arrow to kill you.”

The last comment felt like an intentional slight towards Leon and he allowed himself a quiet chuckle, he couldn’t smile after all. Nothing they had said was of any use after all, of course he was going to face both at once, it was the only logical step after separating the two. He’d enjoy the challenge anyway. He approached the upgrade bot and immediately selected the Block Arrows upgrade without further thought. Upgrade Bot threw him backwards and he hit the ground running. Soon he was once again within the arena, which was feeling more and more familiar with each visit.


Once again saw blades littered the arena, however this time there was also an elevated platform with ramps on each end that allowed for him to gain access to it. Along the top were the archer robots, while below were the sword robots that would form his first obstacle. He dove immediately into battle, eager to test his new ability to stop arrows in their tracks. A hail of arrows peppered his path as he was greeted by three sword robots. He drove his blade down into the first one’s guard, deflecting the blade before he drove the sword through its waist. The next robot jumped over its fallen brethren and quickly executed a downwards strike which Noel easily evaded. With it unable to defend itself he delivered his own vertical slice and sheared off the entire right side of the robot’s face and right arm, leaving a mangled mess behind. One remained as the archers continued to desperately try and hit him from the safety of their platform.

However that safety was short-lived with Leon dispatching the robot after evading a few more shots and stabs. He charged towards the ramp leading up to the archers, who stood their ground and continued to fire, despite the hopeless situation.

“I thought the point of this was to ramp up the difficulty?” He cackled as he ascended the ramp, “Why does it feel like it’s getting easier?”

The first arrow that came his way was when Noel decided to try out his new upgrade. As the arrow approached he felt his arms move on their own as “Block.exe has been executed” flashed on his screen. Once the arrow touched his blade it not only stopped the arrow, but rebounded it into the floor as he continued on his way up.

‘Interesting,’ thought Noel, ‘An unexpected weapon has arisen from this.’

Before the archer could fire another arrow he quickly cut it down and continued on as it tumbled down the ramp in pieces. The next two robots were lined up behind each other and the one furthest away had no hesitation in shooting an arrow through its own ally. The arrow pierced through the back of the head of the closest archer robot before being ricocheted back mercilessly from Noel’s blade into its waist. The robot collapsed under the sudden impact of both arrows and fell off the side of the platform to smash into the ground. With nothing between them Noel approached the last archer bot. It fired off another arrow, only for it to return and clip its side, taking a small chunk of the robot with it. By then he was already upon it and sliced directly down the middle of the robot, the two halves falling either way, one half falling clear of the platform entirely.

“This human is pretty good” noted Commentatron after the massacre was over.

“I wonder if the next one will get this far.” replied Analysis-Bot acting as if Noel’s death was inevitable.

‘We’ll see about that,’ thought Noel as he dove from the platform to the floor in ease.

Back in his own personal room he was bombarded with more useless tidbits of information. He ran a quick check on his body for any signs of damage before being picked up by the upgrade bot.

“For our next challenge, we have a special guest.” teased Commentatron.

The second upgrade in Block Arrows would be useful, but then he spotted the upgrades that furthered his sword’s abilities. Good Form would help him recover from sword deflection much faster, while he could also get Unbalance 2 and cause his opponents to leave even greater gaps in their defences.

“Who is it?” asked Analysis-Bot in fake curiosity as he obviously already knew.

Noel couldn’t help but overhear their usual banter as his head was drilled by the upgrade bot, installing Good Form 1 into his body. Was this “special guest” as they called it a new enemy? He hoped it was something more entertaining than what had been given to him so far.

“You’re about to find out.” finished Commentatron, who would likely have winked if his body had allowed it.

He got thrown away by Upgrade Bot and paused after he landed, contemplating what the next arena held. A new enemy could be problematic, however it was really just another pile of scrap metal between him and the next pile of scrap. He chuckled to himself, the robotic filter on it irking him slightly before he continued up to the elevator.

“Look to the sky! The emperor, arrives!” cried Commentatron as a massive ship zoomed in from the sky and stopped to hover above the arena.

Dread filled Noel for the first time in his quite short life. He’d never had to face an enemy that size. How could he fight a spaceship with a sword and good form?

“Should have gone for the bow,” He muttered to himself, “Dammit!”
afanficwriter 28 Sep, 2017 @ 3:26am 
Instead of the ship beginning to pour a hail of lasers upon him however, the bottom opened up and a large red robot with what appeared to be a golden laurel on his head jumped from the darkness within the ship and landed above the commentators. Despite the significant decrease in size, Noel still felt he was at quite the disadvantage. The “Emperor” as they called it, instead of leaping in to fight in the arena, raised its hands and addressed the crowd.

“Fellow Robots, I have come to oversee the human experiment.” The Emperor proclaimed in all of his holiness, the sunlight flashing off of his laurel and dazzling all who looked upon it.

“As we speak, the Harvesting Fleet is travelling towards the closest human outpost.” Continued the Emperor, turning to either of his sides periodically to address the audience, “We will harvest their minds, and destroy their bodies!”

So the human race wasn’t doing so good it seemed. But that wasn’t his problem.

“In the meantime,” the Emperor stated, its attention turning to Noel, “let us watch this human get torn apart by our latest combat robot.”

‘Oh?’ Noel thought, almost surprised. There was someone with an ego almost as big as his around? ‘At least that didn’t cause you to split into two.’

“I give you:” revealed the Emperor, pausing to add dramatic effect, “Spider-Tron 5000!”

On que, the ship fired out projectiles towards the arena. Noel looked to the sky as the small blips became larger and larger, until they slammed into the arena. In front of him were four of the usual sword robots, however it was what they surrounded that concerned him. Glowing red and held up by four spindly legs, the robot towered over both Noel and its fellow sword robots.

‘This looks troublesome,’ thought Noel, literally sizing up his opponent as the sword robots made their move towards him. ‘How the hell is this thing going to attack me? Stomp on me? Pierce me with its feet? Does it have some sort of gun attached to it?’

His answer came to him quite literally in the form of a flashing red orb that landed at his feet.

‘Oh ♥♥♥♥!’ He thought as he ran from the bomb, charging towards the other robots without a second thought.

He was too slow however and was promptly lifted off of his feet as the bomb went off, small red projectiles flying out of the bomb. His body refused to move as the sword robots approached his fallen body. Another bomb was launched from Spider-Tron 5000 and finally Noel could move again. The sword robots were upon him as he rolled to the side to get to his feet, a sword slashing where he had been moments ago. The four sword robots were on him now and he quickly dispatched the first one with a cut through the chest while it had raised its sword.

The second blocked the initial blow, opening its guard. He sliced again at the same spot and connected with the left shoulder, driving the blade down, shearing off parts of the torso before cutting off both legs. The remaining two robots trampled over its remains and charged towards Noel. Before he could retaliate another bomb landed in front of him and he retreated further, his back almost against the wall. The bomb knocked the furthest sword robot flying and left him to deal with the final robot while it was out of action. It was easy, he simply waiting until it raised its sword, which gave him an easy cut to its entire body. He sliced through the waist and left only its legs standing as he turned to face the last sword robot.

It had finally risen after the bomb and was now back to charging mindlessly towards Noel. As he went to meet the robot, he saw another bomb coming to intercept his path and stopped short. The robot stepped over the bomb and sliced directly for his head, which he easily blocked. The bomb went off behind the robot and a small red laser pierced into the sword robot from behind, driving itself through the core of the robot. It then burst from its chest and went directly into Noel. It left a small hole in the center of his body and he only had time to register what had happened before he felt his body lost control and rigidly lean against the fallen sword robot.

‘This can’t be happening.’ He thought as he tried to move to no avail. ‘If I’m dead then at least finish the job! I can’t even talk.’

Noel’s frustration was quickly turned to confusion when he heard a familiar voice in his head. His own.

‘It’s better this way, I wouldn’t have wanted to live the rest of my life as a robot anyway,’ Leon stated, as he attempted to gain acceptance of both their deaths, ‘Let alone a psychotic one.’

‘It isn’t over yet, I’m still here!’ Noel argued back, ‘This is why you couldn’t survive out here! You didn’t have the right mentality. You were weak and worthless!’

‘Look where strong and stupid got you.’ Leon retorted brutally, ‘Dead, just like me. Lets at least come to terms with each other.’

‘Oh don’t worry, I’m sure we’ll have all of eternity to deal with that.’ Noel thought bitterly as a garbage robot flew overhead and picked up their motionless body. ‘I can at least tell if I’m in hell, because you’ll be there with me.’

At this Leon remained silent and Noel watched himself get flown across the arena and thrown onto a conveyor belt amidst pieces of sword robots and their weapons. They dropped to another platform where they proceeded in the other direction. Luckily Noel had landed so he could see where they were taking him. Above him, he could see upgrade bot through a window that had clearly been the same room that he had resided in these past few rounds. Near him were what appeared to be grey turrets hanging from the roof with blue tips on the edge of their barrels. Upon coming near to them, they began picking up pieces from the pile of broken robots. One collected swords while another collected reusable body parts. He himself was left untouched as were the majority of the robots. This led them even further down towards another hole where they fell once more, finally towards the part he knew had been coming. The trash disposal.

Saw blades swung to either side of the conveyor belt from arms that attached them to the roof. He watched as they ineffectively cut up the sword robot torsos and legs into smaller pieces. He was also shocked by how terrible their garbage disposal system was.

‘This appears to be it,’ commented Leon, it appeared he still had the ability to see what Noel saw.

‘You couldn’t let me die in peace could you?’ Noel spat back with venom as he watched one of the saws cut through his chest.

‘Well I can let you die…’ Leon began, ‘In pieces.’

Noell didn’t grace that with an answer and instead focused on the buzzing noise coming from directly behind his head. Undoubtedly a saw was about to cut through his head and leave him looking like that Kristy woman, if not worse. He had many regrets, most of them stemming from Leon and he certainly wasn’t happy about this situation. But since there was nothing left for him but to accept it, he mentally sighed. The saw connected with his body just before he reached the trash collection bin at the end of the conveyor belt.

‘Eternity was too long a punishment to spend with Leon.’ Noel thought sadly.
Arc 3 Oct, 2017 @ 5:19am 
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Brodis Cool 9 Feb, 2020 @ 8:55am 
Leon died because the robots forgot about him in the energy prison so they didn't give him food

The end
Brodis Cool 9 Feb, 2020 @ 3:03pm 
o wait he already died
Brodis Cool 9 Feb, 2020 @ 3:03pm 
he died again in heaven
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