STEAM SALE APOCALYPSE
Alert: Steam's servers have officially been replaced with a buffering wheel of despair 🔄😩

Symptoms include:

- Pages loading slower than my grandma's knitting circle 🧶
- Wishlists disappearing into the void, never to be seen again 📝
- Cart refusing to hold more than 3 games without spontaneously emptying itself 🛍️
- And the crowning glory: being unable to buy games because "something went wrong" 🤯

Theories:

- Steam's servers are secretly a sentient being trying to protect us from overspending 💸
- The Steam sale is actually a social experiment to test our patience and sanity 🧘‍♂️
- Valve has replaced the servers with a potato 🥔 (don't @ me, it's a plausible explanation)

If you're experiencing any of these symptoms, know you're not alone. We're all in this together, staring at our screens, refreshing ad infinitum 🔄💻

TL;DR: Steam sale = internet apocalypse. Send help (and a strong Wi-Fi signal) 🛟"

🕳️💻 Anyone else having this issue or is it just my ISP (Internet Slowpoke Protocol)? 🤣"
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What steam sale?
Same here
Doomerang 26 Jun @ 11:13am 
The one supposedly happening that's completely broken. And no, it's not just you. Can't access either my cart or wishlist.
Snake 26 Jun @ 11:14am 
I'll come back 9th of July. :steamfacepalm:
At this rate, we'll have to play the neglected games already in our libraries!
DCO 26 Jun @ 11:15am 
Quick! Grab your shotguns and toilet paper everybody. It's... the same thing that happens every time there's a big sale. :steammocking:
same every year ppl cant wait everyone go in and start buying at the same time
Can't open my wishlist as well
Originally posted by Quantum.exe:
Can't open my wishlist as well
everyone have that problem so just wait till ppl start to leave after few hours
Originally posted by Snake:
I'll come back 9th of July. :steamfacepalm:

Sounds about right, it should finally be fixed on the last day and hour of couse
Richard 26 Jun @ 11:17am 
My wishlist will just not load. X_X
Originally posted by Richard:
My wishlist will just not load. X_X
same for everyone so just wait few hours
Originally posted by Faye Strawberry:
At this rate, we'll have to play the neglected games already in our libraries!

Careful… if you open one of those, it might still be downloading the tutorial from 2015
Inaxek 26 Jun @ 11:23am 
Steam summer lags sales? Xd
valkeera 26 Jun @ 11:24am 
Same problem here... my boyfriend is anxiously awaiting his game gifts, I fear he will drop me if I don't buy them for him soon :(
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