Ummm... What are you talking about?

I think bro lost his mind

Hangs or crashes.
Try it

I have not lost my mind.
However i have lost one chlorine.
Have you seen one chlorine.
???
Joke

Oprindeligt skrevet af Aleddra:

Hangs or crashes.
Try it

Steam hangs or crashes when you switch to Offline Mode?

*Menu tabs
-Steam
-Offline

*Results
?Nope
?Nothing

*Fix
- I will close Steam
-Disable my Ethernet device
-Launch Steam
-Click Steam
????
-Click Offline

Oprindeligt skrevet af Aleddra:

*Menu tabs
-Steam
-Offline

*Results
?Nope
?Nothing

*Fix
- I will close Steam
-Disable my Ethernet device
-Launch Steam
-Click Steam
????
-Click Offline

Now.
For further errors please locate the Steam Crash Reports process on my machine.
There is usually one running.
BUT !!
I'm offline when that happens.

Errors:
-Hang at Waiting for network
-Go offline unresponsive
-Rebooting Steam…
-Rebooting Computer.
-Offline lagged, going online.
-Go online lagging
*Will wait
*Will reboot Steam
-Rebooting Steam now
-Frig, i'll reboot the computer.
-Good, computer rebooted +1 Me +Infinity SteamBugBettle
-AUTOEXEC.BAT hang. I'm a snowflake please ignore.
-Steam autolaunched. It lagged my BOOT.BAT
"I7 14700k; 32gb RAM;"
-Writing this, hold on.
????
Wait wait wait
Clicking the steam procram on my bar.
*Crosses fingers*
!!* IT ACTUALLY OPEOEND +2 ME!!!
!! CLICK GO OFFLINE !!
!!* IT FINALLY WORKS *!!
*** I WAS DEFEATED BY THE STEAM APPLICATION BUT I PUT UP A GOOD FIGHT ***
**** REMATYCH ****

YES
ENABLE ETHERNET - CLICK GO ONLING
DUCK THE ERROR CODES
&&&
DO NOT PANICK I REPEAT DO NOT PANICK.
But picnicks are very tastey. Grabbing a bite. Brb.
Oh wait i forgot to reboot my internet while Steam is at offline. On purpose. Then i went for ceweals. There will be a judgement call.

**Q Windows update and keyboard hang.
**This one is on my side.

ERROR:
-Veryfying login information
-LAG / Hang
-Writing this
-Enable internet on Steam "AKA GO ONLINE"
-Reboot Steam
-Wait for it, wait for it...

Why?
Internet is not a safe environment. The only way to be safe on the interner (Yeah right), is not to be on the internet.

I mean it'S on my side, nevermind.

EDIT:
Uh basically i rebooted the computer, nevermind.

oh god...