So this farmer was showing a friend around their farm and they run into this pig with a peg leg.

The friend asks “what’s with the pig?”

And the farmer launches into an epic tale of how their tractor flipped over and trapped them underneath. And the pig had to go get the rest of the family and get them to help flip it back. But the farmers wife had a bad back and the children weren’t grown, so the pig wound up having to do it themself. Literally saved the farmers life.

“Is that how it lost its leg?” The friend asked.

“Aw heck no, but you don’t eat a great pig like that all at once!”