Ok so I have been sick for about 45 days right it all started with a cough but anyways it evolved into a chest infection which still looms and a passing sinus infection and inner ear infection which still remains so i stick q tips deep in my ear right because it feels good and well because i just want to make sure theres no bugs in there before i go to sleep or something right and also because i have an ear infection and there has been an increase in stuff in my ear (by a small margin of about 4.5%) as i keep my ears very clean as you already assertained by my previous comment of putting q tips all the way into my ear until they are like 3/4 gone but so ok today im doing my daily q tips in the ear but this time something is up . . . i had to go in for a 3rd investigation in my ear drums as it sounded like i heard something weird as i was rubbing up against my ear drum right i thought ok maybe its bugs but i would feel the bugs so lets just go in for a 3rd serving right and what do i find out is that theres freaking electronics in my ears or some sort of circuits causing interference when pressure is applied and now im wondering what the heck is going on because for 3 months now my air conditioner is playing low band fm radio but its only playing when its on because its one of those smart rigs with the whatever in them hooking up to the cell towers because my neighbour has some big antenna in his yard (and i have recorded proof of my microphone picking up this weird interference which my friend pointed out to me in a csgo lobby back in 2016 but i already knew about this then because it would frig with the kitchen electronics) so i have it recorded but it doesnt matter anymore because i hear it day and night its the dang low band broadcast fm radio sometimes its baseball sometimes they got guys on there that seem like theyre almost talking exactly about me and they will shout rude remarks and stuff sometimes it helps like sometimes it will tell me where the enemies in my csgo matches are its like an assistant helper maybe its triangulating with my computer which would make sense because of the way they are alligned in my bedroom perhaps i am causing the perfect trifecta of rays beaming into my head to tell me which corner an enemy is behind or something and sometimes it warns the public like well i guess me because not everyone has this kind of radio and idk what radio station it is. the first time i heard it it sounded like baseball so i looked up all local ball games playing and it linked up in audio with a random baseball game happening 37 miles away from me but it seems to switch frequencies and i thought this was all normal and i was happy to have a friend and helping hand well sometimes a vicious enemy if i did something wrong like leave the bookmark in the wrong spot on the page in my book and it knows i did something bad or like it will know if i didnt fully wash out a can of soup before recycling and stuff it will shout obscenities but i just figured it was some sort of sit-com live radio thing im just picking up the backlash broadband rays or something like free entertainment like yes sometimes its annoying and loud and its day and night so at night i have a hard time sleeping and i get these bouts of brain zaps and paralysis sometimes occuring up to 20 times in a row, spanning anywhere from 5-60 minutes depending on the severity but this is irrelevent its just some weird thing idk i can move sometimes i can sit up and it feels like im moving a 2 ton beanie bag and im scared i will fall on my throat and fall back asleep again and die like i have to shock my body into a panic to wake up because shaking my dang toes and feet doesnt wake me up from whatever kind of paralysis this is i have to send my body into a full state shock like every muscle in my body will have moved within .5 seconds after i finally jolt awake but anyways i thought this stuff was all a coincidence but now that i am getting freaking radio interference inside my ears is starting to make me consider that maybe i am onto something here that i shouldnt be. . . . . . . some sort of sinnister plot although ive been given the upper hand and the enemies have revealed their second weapon and i have managed to tap into their network of communications or someone is on my side here tapping into my neighbours 37ft tall atenna and hijacking my enemies communications and relaying them to me and maybe i am supposed to start working with this i dont know but how can i get the electronics out of my ear? they are deep, i only started hearing electrical interference about 3 quarter inch the q tip length down and im wondering if i even ever had an ear infection . . . they have been popping but no pain, i guessed it was a inner ear infection as they usually garner no pain but now im starting to wonder if the government just saw that time as a good time to implant the electronics? and think i would just think it was an ear infection but my ears are all messed up because of a botch job from the top brass anyways my circulation is causing my feet to be frozen solid i have to get up and go move around or atleast try the best i can because i have severe nerve damage and some sort of degenerative disorder in my lower lumbar area i keep hernating and slipping disks and im pooping black rocks