I'll start. Salamander is my hero. Their words trickled through my brain and made me smarter. I liked when they gave me tips to survive a zombie outbreak

Originally posted by Chronocide:

Originally posted by Lanterno:

This is a thread for people to worship the steam Salamander and all their greatness.

Can you provide a link? What is the steam Salamander?

He’s a Steam user

All Hail

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wV9eaZUKIk

Salamander got me out of the closet

What i need to do here to get worshipped?

Originally posted by IcarianXT:

What i need to do here to get worshipped?

Post unhinged content without getting banned.

He keeps eating shapes and i feel like someone should stop him

I doubted him at first especially when he said gollum was the epitome of man, and also I may have blasted some people in the same thread, but the point is I then came to realize he simply has an answer for everything and that’s splendid to know.

the first commandment of salamanderanity is:
the solution to all of life's questions and problems is to play shin megami tensei 2
the second commandment of salamanderanity is:
acknowledge the ink
the third rule of fight club is;
if it's your first night, you have to fight

He's okay, I don't get the ink and the meat.

One of the funniest and friendliest one around here, for sure, and also very clever

They are kind, funny and stand up for whats right and others, if anyone should be worshiped its them.

I cant start worship until theres a big massive statue

There is no other feared amphibian such as the salamander.

I will plant a meat seed for them, and grow a meat tree, and there shall be less ink