was doing university coursework once and felt a sudden urge to go to the bathroom, the kind of sudden where you have to "clench" to avoid accidents.

i stood up to go, suddenly sneezed, and released the "clench". mess everywhere, all over myself, my chair, my school papers, and the floor. took like an hour to be cleaning everything up.

if there was ever a tmi thread
this was it :V

I was doing an amazonian shaman tradition and double dragoning

Charming thread.

The good old days of ecstasy and Serotonin syndrome. I miss coming up on the toilet.

having it the same time as throwing up is fun.

Originally posted by Edward Von Worms:

having it the same time as throwing up is fun.

when my cats were kittens they were both pretty sick once, and it was coming out both ends. poor babies did not have fun those few days.

Hope it never happened to anyone while driving on a highway with not exit or rest stop anywhere for miles. That was a doozy