Kick the ball

I'd kick the ball as far as I can see, until it comes bouncing back to me.

*Pulls out small penknife, Pops ball*

Plot twist, it's a bowling ball and you all just broke your foot trying to kick it.

I'd quit indulging in whatever made me believe the ball was verbally bullying me.

i ingest the ball

I'd use my legs to walk over to a soda machine, my arms, hands, and fingers to buy a soda, then walk back over to the ball and shake the soda then open it while aimming the soda at the ball.

I have shown my superiority over the ball.
I won't even get it the satisfaction of kicking it so it cannot feel the joy of rolling. :D

call police there is talking ball

I'd create a harness for it so that I could mount it to a drone and then give it a way to use voice commands to pilot the drone. Then I'd set it free to verbally abuse anyone it wanted.

Send her to Sesame Street.

a ball with no air may still be a ball.... but a ball with no bounce is useless

politely ask the ball what's making it so hostile towards me.

Originally posted by Sixtyfivekills:

I'd kick the ball as far as I can see, until it comes bouncing back to me.

ok

Stab it with a pocket box cutter.