Depends, if you believe life begins at ejaculation, then quite a few...

Originally posted by Arthur, King of the Britons:

Depends, if you believe life begins at ejaculation, then quite a few...

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Blue whales could probably eat a lot. But, supposably, whales don't like people and will spit them out. Dunno how true that is cause I think I learned it on youtube. But apparently killer whales are crazy enough to develop a taste for humans. Again, dunno how true that is.

Originally posted by Wild Child:

Blue whales could probably eat a lot. But, supposably, whales don't like people and will spit them out. Dunno how true that is cause I think I learned it on youtube. But apparently killer whales are crazy enough to develop a taste for humans. Again, dunno how true that is.

their throats are about the size of a human fist. they would choke

Originally posted by WarHeRo:

Originally posted by Wild Child:

Blue whales could probably eat a lot. But, supposably, whales don't like people and will spit them out. Dunno how true that is cause I think I learned it on youtube. But apparently killer whales are crazy enough to develop a taste for humans. Again, dunno how true that is.

their throats are about the size of a human fist. they would choke

Killer whales? I mean, that would make sense. Raises a good question though, do whales chew their food? Does any marine life chew? Seems like teeth for fish are mostly just for getting a bite.

Originally posted by Wild Child:

Originally posted by WarHeRo:

their throats are about the size of a human fist. they would choke

Killer whales? I mean, that would make sense. Raises a good question though, do whales chew their food? Does any marine life chew? Seems like teeth for fish are mostly just for getting a bite.

the throat of an orca is not bigger than the avg human fist if i ak not mistaken

Originally posted by WarHeRo:

Originally posted by Wild Child:

Killer whales? I mean, that would make sense. Raises a good question though, do whales chew their food? Does any marine life chew? Seems like teeth for fish are mostly just for getting a bite.

the throat of an orca is not bigger than the avg human fist if i ak not mistaken

Seems suitable for their size. I could be wrong about them eating people, it might have been they just like killing stuff, and supposedly there's been a large number of incidents of them specifically targeting people. But, again, it was a thing I learned on youtube, which is almost always questionable.

whales aren't fish
the stomach of any animal produces bile, which help breakdown and digest the food in the animal's stomach. How Jonas had enough oxygen in there for 3 days and his skin didnt start peeling, i do no know.
How Jonah survived is a miracle, imo

Originally posted by SympliKrazi:

whales aren't fish
the stomach of any animal produces bile, which help breakdown and digest the food in the animal's stomach. How Jonas had enough oxygen in there for 3 days and his skin didnt start peeling, i do no know.
How Jonah survived is a miracle, imo

how did he fit thro the whales throat.

Originally posted by SympliKrazi:

whales aren't fish
the stomach of any animal produces bile, which help breakdown and digest the food in the animal's stomach. How Jonas had enough oxygen in there for 3 days and his skin didnt start peeling, i do no know.
How Jonah survived is a miracle, imo

That's a good question though, I don't remember if it's mentioned in the story what condition he was in afterwards other than alive. Come to think of it, maybe he was never really in the belly of the whale, but caught in it's throat, and at that point it's kinda tomato tomotto as far as being eaten goes to anyone who might have witnessed it.

Originally posted by WarHeRo:

How many humans can a whale swallow in whole

I won't be in there long enough to find out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gPPyz_ODxE

maybe like all the humans if it lived forever

jews dont lie, epsteins ancestor was swallowed by a whale for three days and lived.

Originally posted by Vickers:

jews dont lie, epsteins ancestor was swallowed by a whale for three days and lived.

what people often leave out is the masturbation machines he was hooked up to

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