I am a frog trapped in the form of a prince.
However, royalty is not relevant anymore and I am just a mechanic, making ends meet.

Kiss me!
Kiss me so I can return to my blissful ignorance! Liberate me from this human existence! Lift the curse that was cast upon me, and bestow me my idilic past, reborn again into my future, free of time!

Also, speaking of lifts, I'll need one to nearest pond.

Everyday

But frogs aren't real.