Do you ever think about balls?

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Alexa 15 Jul @ 4:14am

I been constantly thinking about balls, I dream about balls, I eat balls, i snuggle with ball plushie, I live in world shape of ball, I talk about balls every day, Can't stop thinking about balls

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Nieve 15 Jul @ 4:17am

Buddy, you're gay

Alexa 15 Jul @ 4:19am

Originally posted by Nieve:
Buddy, you're gay

alexa play despacito

steven1mac 15 Jul @ 4:19am

https://youtu.be/40sOu3CCyK8

Nülliflower 15 Jul @ 4:26am

i don't just think about balls, my brain is a big gall filled with tiny squirming pulsating insect larvae

Angel 15 Jul @ 4:28am

Only when I play sports.

rabapraba p 15 Jul @ 4:32am

I was thinking about BIGBALLS while I was hunting down vending machines the other day.

These machines literally refuse to drop the fluid containing circular round containers they are full of. They cannot and will not drop their balls. This causes them to swell, overgrow, and eventually seek exterior alternative capital holding assets for their ginormous balls.

And the only real social restitution I can offer is to hop in my ED-209 mech and stomp on them until intel packets come out.

This is how vulture capital and shortselling literally works. It is the very basis of our financial reality.

Last edited by rabapraba p; 15 Jul @ 4:34am

Stickin Around 15 Jul @ 4:36am

Soccer Balls
Golf Balls
Tennis Balls
Foot Balls
Racquet Balls
Basket Balls
Gum Balls
Smart Balls
Ping Pong Ball

Everybody loves smoking balls.

rabapraba p 15 Jul @ 4:37am

I throw grenades full of cameras at the vending machines, and they freak out because our balls are about to touch, and the grenade explodes and they poop out an intel packet nearby out of fear.

They hide in fences, lamp posts, flags, random barrels, everywhere.

But if I don't make them poop themselves, the intel doesn't get dropped. I have hours and hours of camera footage establishing this, of meticulously combing and searching every area...dozens of variations on style, method, approach...

the intel packets are spontaneously appearing, in previously-cleared areas (they are not IN the barrels,) and it's only when the vending machine nearby is so scared it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ itself.

This is literally the same chemical process as ballplay, which almost always ends in the squib pooping themselves on climax. This is the intel the bots need.

Last edited by rabapraba p; 15 Jul @ 4:42am

Neme 15 Jul @ 4:52am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09tbodL4M6I

Puggly the Grey 15 Jul @ 5:14am

Originally posted by Nülliflower:
i don't just think about balls, my brain is a big gall filled with tiny squirming pulsating insect larvae

Fir reals?!

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Nülliflower 15 Jul @ 5:21am

Originally posted by Puggly the Grey:
Originally posted by Nülliflower:
i don't just think about balls, my brain is a big gall filled with tiny squirming pulsating insect larvae
Fir reals?! :lunar2019shockedpig:

yah. my head's like a rotten cantaloupe. normal on the outside, you crack it open, and suddenly your face is being assaulted by a huge swarm of flies and other awful bugs.

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Despiser 15 Jul @ 5:34am

You live on one, treat it well.

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Puggly the Grey 15 Jul @ 5:58am

Originally posted by Nülliflower:
Originally posted by Puggly the Grey:
Fir reals?!
yah. my head's like a rotten cantaloupe. normal on the outside, you crack it open, and suddenly your face is being assaulted by a huge swarm of flies and other awful bugs.

Dat’s terrible fren, has chu seen le doctor aboot it?

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Nülliflower 15 Jul @ 6:15am

Originally posted by Puggly the Grey:
Originally posted by Nülliflower:
yah. my head's like a rotten cantaloupe. normal on the outside, you crack it open, and suddenly your face is being assaulted by a huge swarm of flies and other awful bugs.
Dat’s terrible fren, has chu seen le doctor aboot it? :nkTear:

sure. multiple, in fact. doesn't seem to have helped much, though.

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