genocide

torture on hamsters

forcing ants into slavery then killing them if they dont have the right qualifications and then making it real life

four counts of third degree murder, six counts of second degree murder ten counts of first degree murder ,twenty counts of omnicide(destroying a planet with everyone still on it)fifty counts of grand theft larsony, one count of being a total badass villain

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four counts of third degree murder, six counts of second degree murder ten counts of first degree murder ,twenty counts of omnicide(destroying a planet with everyone still on it)fifty counts of grand theft larsony, one count of being a total badass villain

oh my god

arson, murder and wr crimes

• Workplace safety violations
  
• Work time violations
  
• Unlawful dismissal of employees
  
• Emotional abuse of employees
  
• Physical assault of employees
  
• Corporate manslaughter
  
• Environmental standards violations
  
• Improper disposal of toxic waste
  
• Market manipulation
  
• Corporate monopoly violations
  
• Product safety violations
  
• Unsafe materials used in products
  
• Tax evasion
  
• Violation of The Treaty on the Non-Proliferation of Nuclear Weapons

But I'm innocent on all charges, I swear!

Racism

Obscenity in public or whatever they call it.

Elf genocide.

The same thing all Ace Attorney defendants are ultimately charged with: Murder. But hey, don't worry, they are false charges and i've got a good lawyer who will not only clear me of the charges but prove who really did it in the process as the honorary eighth member of the Scooby-Doo gang. That's right! It's Flim-Flam! :-P

Indecent exposure and soliciting prostitution uwu

Multiple geneva convention violations.

50,384 counts of dine & dash.

hypothetically: insurrection, public vandalism, pre-meditated public hostility . . . but no worries, i'll get off & be pardoned so i can commit more felonies, like robbing my neighbor's house