This morning at 700 hours White House time, 45th and 47th president of the United States Donald J Trump sat down at the White House dinning room to enjoy a classic american breakfest. All American Made blueberry pancakes topped with American Made maple syrup and American Made butter with a glass of American Made orange juice American Made oranges sqeezed with American Made hands. However, once Trump took the first bite of the pancake he had choked, turned blue as the blueberries, and passed out. Thankly his American Made body guards were able to preform an American Made CPR and revived the president. The body guard was award with a free ticket to Trump Land which has yet to be build and if it will be American Made is still in question. The White House Chief is now being questioned in the American Made torture chamber.

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