yes

Yes, that’s absolutely unforgivable

No, put it in a ziplock bag and put it in the freezer.
If she ever asks, "you left it here"

How big exactly?

What is this ♥♥♥♥?

Originally posted by Delta Fuxtrot:

Yes, that’s absolutely unforgivable

Id love her even more.

Is that what is on everyone's mind here talking about poop. Every one of you have made a topic describing something about poop. Why do you people have a fixation on poop for?

Originally posted by Enzo:

If your girlfriend leaves a big poo in your toilet, do you dump her?

girls don't poo, so I'm not sure what sort of alien you've got there, maybe a Martian?

Originally posted by ghost:

Is that what is on everyone's mind here talking about poop. Every one of you have made a topic describing something about poop. Why do you people have a fixation on poop for?

Ask OP.

Next we are going to see a topic like does poop belong on pizza next.

she poops?

That's how women drop the hint that they want you to propose marriage. You know because it's too embarrassing for somebody to see your dukie in their toilet anyway. They're comfortable doing embarassing things around you, which is the sign of true love.

That's why some people say love stinks.

Where did I learn this? It's in the bro. code, right under the bit your overprotective sibling bro. scribbled in about not dating his sister.

Maybe.

I think.


>_>...

Originally posted by 󠀡󠀡:

she poops?

only during the blood moon

Yes.

Not flushing is very uncivilized.