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Can YOU bake 6,000,000 pizzas in 5 years?
That is over 3000 a day, every day! Search on alternative platforms for the vldeo, lol
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If you had really long conveyor belts and really long pizza ovens and they would have to not burn the pizzas

I think it could be done but I think someone would need a factory or like 50 employees.
yes gimme a sec and i can do it
Wait one person actually did this?

I mean you have like 84,000 seconds in an entire day or something like that. Idk exact number off hand

Multiply by 2/3 assuming this person needs sleep like everyone else lol

That leaves like 58,500 seconds to make 3,000 pizzas. I assume it can be done.

But why though....
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Yeah this is just working in the culinary industry. No matter where you work if you have a pizza on the menu it will be the most popular item.
Infrastructure and logistics issues escalate exponentially with these kind of numbers. It ls not as simple as it looks
Originally posted by Big&Black:
Can YOU bake 6,000,000 pizzas in 5 years?
For a single pizzeria, that's a lot. Now imagine around two dozen pizzerias across the country, each with massive ovens that can bake thousands of pizzas at a time.

With that in mind, 6 million pizzas in 5 years is very much doable.
Originally posted by DEUSANAVIT:
That's shady. Reminds me of that cutie who ended up on an ADL article back in 2020 when he was 17, but these days he's changed.
I am terrified
That’s a lot of pizzas.
Originally posted by Big&Black:
That is over 3000 a day, every day! Search on alternative platforms for the vldeo, lol
not only that, imagine first trying to somehow find those 6 million pizzas all over. Without the boss even telling to do it.
East 19 hours ago 
Assuming I sleep 8 hours a day and work the rest 16.
I'd need to make roughly ~206 pizzas an hour, or, about ~7 pizzas in 2 minutes.

As someone whose cooking prowess is only being able to boil water. I can confidently say that this task is impossible for me.
Fake 19 hours ago 
Guys, op said "bake" pizzas. Nothing about making them.

Loophole.
Idk how any one person could do it. After setting aside 8 hours for adequate sleep, you also need to subtract time out from the day to eat as well, and use the restroom, take showers and upkeep hygiene, brush teeth, change clothes, wash hands many times per day...all that takes time.

I assume if one person did this, they did it because they could and they made millions by doing so. If someone had the dedication, a good pizza oven or ovens, and the business location with low rent, I could see it being possible.

Could pocket maybe half of that, which after taxes in many countries would be half that as well

So lets say they sell a pizza for 10 American dollars/usd . Seems fair but inflation would suggest double that. Its a pizza. Its basically two dimensional food...it should be 10 dollars lol.

Assuming you're making basically 90% profit on each pizza since bulk flour would be cheap, as well as bulk ingredients, one could make about 13 million dollars doing this, factoring in half the money going to life expenses, operational costs, etc. A pizzeria belongs in a city or a popular tourist spot if it wants good business. That means higher rent unfortunately. I suppose 13 million over 6 years is a little high for all operational costs and life expenses, barring medical injury.

They probably could pocket like 20 million after taxes, but then I would retire and spend the next decade forgetting about the monotonous pizza making burned into my memory

I think thats the goal of retirement...to forget about all the tedious work and enjoying the fruits of labor.

I dont get how some people become workaholics. I mean, I kind of do that making videos now...but the equivalent of 3000 pizzas a day in videos is like 3 pretty good videos a day.

My brain would just turn off at that point. Basically my ego or superego or whatever would say "Nope!" and I would fall unconscious lol.

Maybe tonight when I need to sleep, I'll legitimately think about what it would be like to make six million pizzas.
Originally posted by St✩rlight:
They never said how big the pizzas are either. They could be really tiny and you can cook 300 at a time on 3 oven shelves.

That's thinking outside the box, I like it! I just envisioned the typical person making a pizza, flinging the dough and it becomes much larger than a dinner plate

I suppose one could take a massive amount of dough, roller it out, add toppings, then take circular cookie cutters to the entire thing lol
19 hours ago 
ancient cringe nazi conspiracy 😔
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