Can’t eat my food if I have no food.

i'd wake up and start playing ff7

watch them get sick because some of that food was probably way out of date and possibly spoiled :V

I'd call a lawyer and sue whichever food company spiked, or allowed contamination of, my food with hallucinogenic drugs and score a big payday.

i would convert, then selling magic amulets to them, gotta use poison for poison

lol 😅

i would challenge them to duels. seeing as they are babies they are all probably third rate duelists with fourth rate decks, so i would win quite easily.

good thing im already converted

Call the damn police XD

I always pay cash for my homes and never need roommates.

Not only will people not find records, but also they may be in gated communities.

So basically, good luck in finding the place or making it to the door.

And even if people made it there, I choose who gets let in and unlike millions of fools, keys are given out very rarely.

Being a child free atheist is a lot of FUN!

Originally posted by Nyandola ⩌⩊⩌:

if 50 Christian babies appeared in your house and started eating all your food and said they wouldn't stop unless you agreed to renounce atheism and convert to Christianity, what would you do? :frogs_frogs:

So what are we saying here?
Babies don't have advanced logic capabilities, you know.

But then again, for what they DO have they definitely look like rocket scientists compared to a useless intellectually bankrupt tool like you!

Didn't that scenario happen in the Book of Enoch?

We only have this problems with atheists where I live.

50 talking babies?

OP, did you give this thought experiment any thought at all?

If they won't leave or I'm in a cabin in the woods, I'd eat the orphans.