You have to agree to the following in order for me to create an account and use your service.

1. I get to use every word known to mankind on every forum and social aspect of your service without repercussion.

2. I get to say absolutely everything and anything on every forum and social aspect of your service no matter how abhorrent or offensive without repercussion.

3. I get to permanently and completely delete or edit anything and everything that I post or create on your service.

4. I cannot be banned or blocked from your service in any way shape or form unless I do something that's illegal in the country I reside in.

5. I'm only required to provide an email in order to create an account. Sharing all my other personal information is optional and comes with no benefits or incentives.

6. You cannot remove my ability to access your service or products by outdating me technologically. (Like steam did)

7. If I don't use or log into your service for an extended period of time (years), I expect my account and everything tied to it to still be active and available. Nothing expires, gets deleted or removed due to inactivity.

8. If I purchase digital media from you, you have to mail me a physical copy too. And the physical copy must be usable offline.

9. If you go out of business, take your service offline, ban me or outdate me technologically, you have to refund everything I bought from you that was digital-only.

10. If your service is compromised and my personal information leaked, YOU'RE responsible for anything they do with my information. I don't even have to make 1 phone call... YOU have to fix it... YOU are responsible for anything they do financially... And YOU have to compensate me for any damage.