He'll just sign an executive order demanding that the fish swim back south.

Whats next, is he going to tell the rest of the world to stop breathing in "American" air. lmfao.

Those fish belong to Bikini Bottom!

They should build a wall and make Poseidon pay for it!

"Whats next, is he going to tell the rest of the world to stop breathing in "American" air. lmfao."
-Don't give him ideas.

Look, folks nobody knows fish better than me, okay? I’ve had tremendous fish. The best fish. But now Canada sneaky Canada they’re stealing our AMERICAN fish. These fish? They’re swimming upstream UP! into foreign waters. Disgraceful. Absolutely disgraceful.

I am impressed he has found something like this to distract his supporters and in turn they will worship him all the more for speaking 'the truth' .

They can come to Europe together with your scientists.

Originally posted by Hobbit XIII:

I am impressed he has found something like this to distract his supporters and in turn they will worship him all the more for speaking 'the truth' .

It's a good distraction away from the Jeffery Epstein list on their desk that they based part of their Trump campaign upon claiming to be released... to Elon Musk claiming Trump's on that list... to there is no list and never was one!

Something fishy going on there? (pun intended)

MAGA worshippers had even started to question that.

However, this is kinda more amusing too. They are eating the cats, they are eating the dogs... they are eating the fish!?!!!

Previously, Trump had blamed the fish for a water shortage, but now he wants them back.

Originally posted by ガスト セフィロス:

Whats next, is he going to tell the rest of the world to stop breathing in "American" air. lmfao.

"Canned air" is actually already been done in clean air places, including Canada and New Zealand to be sold to other countries. China purchases them a lot!

A semi-scam, but it's legit air from their mountains compressed down into a can.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/y9ILGH0QfVI

You could just clear up your population and plant more trees, but hey?

Trump seems to want to take over oceans and even renamed the Gulf of Mexico, so why the air as well?

American air - now with extra bacon!

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/christ-what-an-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥/photos

Pay me 50K a year and I will dedicate myself to calling for fishies to come home around Chesapeake Bay...

Nah, Trump is just fishing for compliments...trolling for trouble maybe?

All your fish a belong to us

Not one immigrant fish joke... (Been checking back to see if there would be at least one.)