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Dangit...I am officially too old
I just yawned and pulled one of my jaw muscles lmao

I need Gordon Freeman's HEV suit

"Minor fracture detected...morphine administered". Lol
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Sometimes I bend over to pick something off the floor and my legs just give up and I fall over
Once I heard about lockjaw I have become extremely careful about how I yawn.
All I can say is I've been darn lucky.
Shiro♌ 9 Jul @ 12:56am 
Ah, well- :ritonaworried:
We will all get there. Some sooner, some later, but it's gonna remain the inevitable..
~Ren~ 9 Jul @ 12:58am 
Advantages of old age - You're more experienced at most things. You're more patient. You have more time for others. Life is a lot slower.

Disadvantages of old age - Everything starts to hurt or ache. Simple things are no longer simple. You walk around the house in slippers. You forget things a lot. You have the reaction times of a tortoise.

I noticed a long time ago that the disadvantages now outweigh the advantages. Welcome to old age OP! :steammocking:
Originally posted by ~Ren~:
Advantages of old age - You're more experienced at most things. You're more patient. You have more time for others. Life is a lot slower.

Disadvantages of old age - Everything starts to hurt or ache. Simple things are no longer simple. You walk around the house in slippers. You forget things a lot. You have the reaction times of a tortoise.

I noticed a long time ago that the disadvantages now outweigh the advantages. Welcome to old age OP! :steammocking:

Haha thank you! I am glad I am not alone in this lol.

I am resting a cold can of soda against my cheek for now

Originally posted by dorkenstein:
Sometimes I bend over to pick something off the floor and my legs just give up and I fall over

The other thing I get more than I would like is just sometimes I'll just be walking and my knees will decide that they would like to extend a bit from their normal position, a popping sound occurs and then its painful to walk.

The most frightening thing for me is when I am even older, is breaking my hip. That's what claimed my grandpa.

I hope cyberpunk 2077 rolls around sooner than 2077 in terms of the cybernetic implants lol
Gammy 9 Jul @ 1:05am 
Just gotta stretch your neck regularly. It has nothing to do with age, it's just skill issue.
Prinny 9 Jul @ 1:07am 
you're not too old until you get startled by your own farts -w-
You can improve certain things even as you get older.

Define old. Anyway I feel mostly like in the twenties.
However, my back causes me severe pain during certain activities.
Also still full hair. :steamhappy:
I can help you exercise your jaw hehe uwu
Originally posted by ℭycaleo:
You can improve certain things even as you get older.

Define old. Anyway I feel mostly like in the twenties.
However, my back causes me severe pain during certain activities.
Also still full hair. :steamhappy:

Getting close to 40.

I remember screwing up my lumbar when I was around 16. Just fell backwards right on that area. Two or three permanently herniated disks there

Sometimes I bend down and feel like I am just going to end up faceplanting on the floor

I have full hair. Like a bear. That kind of David Hasselhoff level fur on my chest lmao

Originally posted by BunnieBealla:
I can help you exercise your jaw hehe uwu

Lol I haven't exercised my jaw in that manner for many many moons.
~Ren~ 9 Jul @ 1:56am 
Originally posted by skOsH♥:
Getting close to 40.

When you said too old, I thought you were talking about maybe your 70's or 80's.

Close to 40 isn't old, OK it's not young either, but that's beside the point. Come back in another 30 years OP, you think you're old now, wait until you start to creak every time you move, something to look forward too :steammocking:
I'm 43 this month but most people think I am early 30's.
Gammy 9 Jul @ 1:58am 
Originally posted by Abaddon the Despoiler:
I'm 43 this month but most people think I am early 30's.
Knew it
Originally posted by ~Ren~:
Originally posted by skOsH♥:
Getting close to 40.

When you said too old, I thought you were talking about maybe your 70's or 80's.

Close to 40 isn't old, OK it's not young either, but that's beside the point. Come back in another 30 years OP, you think you're old now, wait until you start to creak every time you move, something to look forward too :steammocking:

For the time being, I will keep deluding myself that I am not slowly deteriorating.

I guess I will also have to try to balance staying active and taking it easy a bit better
Originally posted by Gammy:
Originally posted by Abaddon the Despoiler:
I'm 43 this month but most people think I am early 30's.
Knew it
You knew ♥♥♥♥ lol. You thought I was 60, even though I have stated my age many times.
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