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The man can't believe what he just saw. He drives after the chicken, down a dirt road until he reaches the farmhouse & sees a farmer sitting outside.
"Did you see a three-legged chicken run by here?" asks the man.
"Yep, sure did... I raise 'em" says the farmer.
"You raise chickens with 3 legs? says the man. "Why the hell would someone do that?"
"Well" says the farmer; "I like the chicken drumstick, my wife likes the chicken drumstick, junior likes the chicken drumstick & now the baby's getting older & she likes the chicken drumstick too. We just got tired of fighting over them"
"That's the craziest thing I ever heard" says the man. "Do they taste as good as normal chicken?"
"I don't know" says the farmer. "I've never been able to catch one."
What I wonder is, who saw this chicken cross the road? asking "Why did the chicken" but not asking "Who was there watching the chicken cross the road?"