How to get drunk the cheapest in germany?

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pza 16 Jul @ 3:58am

This Thread is not against the rules baby! Im talking only about legal stuff., The part where i talk about cocaine is obviously a joke and the part where i talk about medication is sooo obviously first of all legal and also a joke were i overdramatize... come on now! So Please let that thread stay up to shame me when im sober! We able to have fun with this! Trust me!

DONT DRINK UNDER YOUR COUNTRYS/COUNTYS AGE LIMIT! DONT DRINK AND DRIVE (im serious, thats were the fun ends and you seriously deserve prison) and DONT TAKE DRUGS OFC! PILLS ONLY IF THEY SUBSCRIBED AND NOT MORE THAN YOU DOCTOR DESCRIBED YOU (THE AMOUNT I SAID WAS A JOKE)![

Alcohol is literally the worst drug![/b]

Sooooooooooooooo............................

Bought A LOT of stuff so im definitely not eating great this month, even if i earned a lot of money s(Seriously i earn that amount of money where NOBODY should life paycheck to paycheck and should ever not have enough.. i just say it like that: i had worse times! many many years! so i was poor once too! for longer periods of time! really p!ieasepoor

Here in germany we got 1.5 Liters Wine in Tetrapacks (~10%, the White one is okay, only gets horrible after 1 liter) and Doppelkorn 0.75 Liters (~38%, pretty good and the only stuff you able to drink with water).

[n]Back in the day wine costet 1,5€, now itsi like 2€ i think and the "Doppel-Korn" (Yes basically means"Doubele Corn-Alcohol") its like 6€. So correct me please im im Wrong, cause the Wine could also cost 2,50€ and the Double-Cornalcohol 7€. POOR PEOPLE CANT SURVIVE IN THIS COUNTRY AND IM NOT OF THE ONES WHO ALL OF A SUDDEN EARNS 10k+ AND FORGETS HIS POOR FRIENDS! GET IT TOGETHER! EAT THE FOOD INDUSTRY![/n]

Or is the 6pack beer plasic bottles better? (Remember its 0,25cent Pfand (You get 25 cent back if you bring it back to the Automat for green energy or whatever). YES IM NOT GOOD AT MATH, weirdly for my total lack in math in learned weird amounts of physis and quantum physics..which is kinda weird..

I dont need any other tips pls! I know how to steal (dont do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!), i know how to buy "Klosterfrau Melissengeist"and say its for my grandma. (DONT DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!) I know a lot of stuff, but lets just say it like that.. its not the situation where in can make 10g cocaine into 1000€ (AND I WOULD NEVER DO THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

and 30 other tricks and tips and rips and trips..

SO WHATUP? HELP ME UP MY GERMAN FRIENDS PLS! IM ALSO ON OPIATES BUT MY 30MG VALIUM A DAY ARE OUT MUCH SOONER THEN I EXPECTED (thats why I ALWAYS SHOULD WRITE IT DOWN. i first did it but with the second 100 i didnt). basically today i have a bottle doppelkorn! im good! its always good to not feel any shame and do ANYTHING! i need stuff from 17. to 31. and i wont to life healthy, i got at least a lot of spices and even (the expensive) olive oil for my pasta, i got the GOOD (but mad for digestion) brown "healthy pasta" and i will buy some delicious "tomatenmark" and here and there some olives,

50% i can just "trick" myself out of IT, BUT 50% i need your professional tips whats cheaper. MINDESTWEIN, DOPPELKORN or PLASTIKBIER????? Somebody who can actually look it up at the lidl page? (Im too drunk)

THANKS

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Nülliflower 16 Jul @ 4:05am

Originally posted by Bubbles:
Benzos + Alcohol do not mix well.

why not? does it cause a big explosion like mentos and coca cola? i don't want my tummy to explode.

ガストセフィロス 16 Jul @ 4:05am

Step 1: Find pub.
Step 2: Get drunk.

Kaaaaa 16 Jul @ 4:06am

There was a village about 8 miles outside frankfurt cant remember the name that sold pints of beer for 0.65€

Last edited by Kaaaaa; 16 Jul @ 4:06am

pza 16 Jul @ 4:07am

Originally posted by Bubbles:
Benzos + Alcohol do not mix well.

i never mix. my 200 benzos are gone, no worry.

pza 16 Jul @ 4:08am

Originally posted by ガストセフィロス:
Step 1: Find pub.
Step 2: Get drunk.

the big problem here is the money sir! i own enough but i spent WAY TO MUCH so now its vbasically half of the month and i ned monayyy

Kaaaaaaaaaa said a good tip (thanks) but im near munich (sadly) atm.. normaly life in berlin

Last edited by pza; 16 Jul @ 4:09am

ガストセフィロス 16 Jul @ 4:10am

I'll amend it then.
Step 1: Find pub.
Step 2: Find someone to buy you drinks (play the sympathy card).
Step 3: Get drunk.

Alexa 16 Jul @ 4:11am

in UK, you can get knight cider and it around 8.4% and for just 1.59 and you can find even for cheaper

Last edited by Alexa; 16 Jul @ 4:14am

pza 16 Jul @ 4:14am

Originally posted by ガストセフィロス:
I'll amend it then.
Step 1: Find pub.
Step 2: Find someone to buy you drinks (play the sympathy card).
Step 3: Get drunk.

actually not a bad tip, but i think the keeper will kick me out

i just need to be already drunk enough to pull this thru :D and i think at the end then its not worth it, because at that level i will collect botttles anyways for 25cent per bottle

also.. no friend related tips pls! 50% of my friends think i got my life under control now (i dont), 50% dont have money anyways. and my girlfriend.. no.. i have limits ;) ill ask my neighbour tho. for 20€ :P

Alexa 16 Jul @ 4:16am

Have $10,000 in gambling website bet with chance of 99.9% in dice, win 10 times in row and buy free beer

St✩rlight 16 Jul @ 4:16am

I'll have negronis with my friend later.

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pza 16 Jul @ 4:18am

Originally posted by Alexa:
in UK, you can get knight cider and it around 8.4% and it around 1.59 and you can find even for cheaper

damn bro thats nice! thats basically germany before the price-massacer when 1,5 liter whitewein ("bum"-wine" was 1,50€) beautiful times.. and i even had a beautiful girlfriend without STIs.. we turned around the camere in building staricases and f'cked likee animals (THEORETICALLY! IF THIS WOULD BE A JOKE OF COURSE!

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pza 16 Jul @ 4:20am

Originally posted by St✩rlight:
I'll have negronis with my friend later.

its the one with the orange bitter right? i forgot the name? i like it, not my favorite but i like it

imagine.. last time i was in a PRETTY ESPENSIVE RESTAURANT with my GF and he literally handed me BOTTLED MARTINI BIANCO with olive and ice. I drank so mich martini o know the differnce.. He wasnt even hiding it.. Im not an aggressive person but i cut the price down.. I like Martini Bianco or Rosso here and there.. but a real good Gin with all this stuff is just way better!

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pza 16 Jul @ 4:22am

Originally posted by Alexa:
in UK, you can get knight cider and it around 8.4% and for just 1.59 and you can find even for cheaper

btw alexa. i did that a lot in my life :D

i definitely had tours in bars where i didnt pay anything and smoked 20 cigarettes and had 10 drinks or something.. without paying shizzle

you did the same? :D

as a woman its even greater

WHEN I WAS POOR...

guess im poor again.. bought to many steam summersales :'( and a car i want to build up to life in,

Last edited by pza; 16 Jul @ 4:23am

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St✩rlight 16 Jul @ 4:33am

Originally posted by pza:
Originally posted by St✩rlight:
I'll have negronis with my friend later.

its the one with the orange bitter right? i forgot the name? i like it, not my favorite but i like it

imagine.. last time i was in a PRETTY ESPENSIVE RESTAURANT with my GF and he literally handed me BOTTLED MARTINI BIANCO with olive and ice. I drank so mich martini o know the differnce.. He wasnt even hiding it.. Im not an aggressive person but i cut the price down.. I like Martini Bianco or Rosso here and there.. but a real good Gin with all this stuff is just way better!

It has orange peel in it and it is just gin, martini rosso and campari.

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pza 16 Jul @ 5:08am

It has orange peel in it and it is just gin, martini rosso and campari.

ah cool, sounds good if you WANT THAT (and i often like martinis out of the supermarket) but a real martini fangirl you need GIN (at least moderatly expensive), vermouth (which MAYBE outside of france makes it pretty uneasy to create at home), and the ice and olive i dont really care about..

but very fine crushed ice and a GREEN OLIVE WITHOUT A STONE I prefer. blue/black olives are fake 90% of the times anyways.. look it up!

Last edited by pza; 16 Jul @ 5:11am

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