Just look out the window, you should be seeing a flock of them flying overhead, can you not hear the squeals?

Everyone has heard of Swine Flu, so the must be able to fly.

yes pigs can fly

EZ, all you need to do is teach them to push the autopilot button.

clearly pigs are too busy duh why don't you bother a different animal

To much donuts.

why cant pigs fly

Why don't we chuck one off a tall building and see what happens?

Publicado originalmente por Ghost Robertson:

why cant pigs fly

Why don't we chuck one off a tall building and see what happens?

it will plummet downward at high velocity and strike the ground with an impact that scatters its entrails over a wide radius. verdict: pigs *can* fly, but they will explode shortly after. do not let your pigs fly, as it is hazardous to their health.

They were injected with improvac.

Publicado originalmente por Nülliflower:

Publicado originalmente por Ghost Robertson:

Why don't we chuck one off a tall building and see what happens?

it will plummet downward at high velocity and strike the ground with an impact that scatters its entrails over a wide radius. verdict: pigs can fly, but they will explode afterwards. do not let your pigs fly, as it is hazardous to their health.

Free bacon?

Publicado originalmente por ガスト セフィロス:

Publicado originalmente por Nülliflower:

it will plummet downward at high velocity and strike the ground with an impact that scatters its entrails over a wide radius. verdict: pigs can fly, but they will explode afterwards. do not let your pigs fly, as it is hazardous to their health.

Free bacon?

if you want to spend a dozen or so minutes picking up their remains and frying them, sure.

Publicado originalmente por Ghost Robertson:

why cant pigs fly

Why don't we chuck one off a tall building and see what happens?

Pâté

throw bacon into the air