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How to cheat death and live forever
Anyone got any ideas?
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Yeah. Just be.
Make a quicksave during your childhood.
My friend says I cheated death last year, he thinks I was dead for minute after smashing my head on the floor. We still argue about it now, I say I was just knocked out and not breathing, he says no, you were definitely dead, two of us checked you, and you were dead.

But nobody can live forever, and I don't think anyone who has really thought about immortality actually wants it.
Rage 20 hours ago 
Give up everything, become enlightened and live forever.
Become death
Just replace old parts with new ones.
Find the fountain of youth.
All you have to do is move your soul into an inanimate object.
i solved this weeks ago..... transfer all your brain thoughts and vocals
into a human learning ai system and save that into a box and stick it on
a shelf til they make better bio-robotic humans that you can transfer yourself into....
and from that point you should be eternal and up gradable.... simple....
wouldn't you like to know :3 :bluerune::luv:
Did you know, your reflection never dies until you walk away from the mirror. To live forever, just stand by the mirror forever
That information is currently classified at the highest level, unless you show me adequate clearance, that's a no go.
only have to die once yeah?
master physics and economics
Become a rich corporate leading scientist and upload your consciousness into a soulless robotic body.

And opening a portal to hell causing a demonic invasion of earth while a literal too angry to die ex space marine that slaughters every demon in sight to stop your greed and eventually meeting you so that you can give him clearance to a super weapon to kill more demons.

...Eventually leading the angry man to a device that opens more portals and also doubles as a badass sword that slices and dices any demon in sight and you decide to lock the man in a containment field and steal the sword then send him back to hell after monologuing about how you're in the right and are not the bad guy even though you let all this happened by a crazy lady.

Which all leads up to a near death of experience after you decide to open more portals to hell on earth cause you wanted more money from getting energy from hell and now the earth is on fire.
And the man who slaughtered the demons are still alive and has his own flying fortress above earth and your body got torn almost into pieces.
So now you're left as a talking head with a torso complaining about everything while the angry man proceeds to shoot a hole into the surface of mars and eventually stopping hell on earth.

...Which you caused and ignored like the crazy lady.
At least you're still alive. But you're no longer allowed to move and you only exist to give information whenever the angry man needs to know whatever demonic presence will occur to any scientific facilities you have or areas where demons can show up due to your actions.
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