If steam was a woman, how hot would she be

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SophieSkyrim1984 15 hours ago

If steam asked you out on a date and you looked upon steam as a hot woman. How hot would she be

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Kayla ♥ 15 hours ago

1/10 used by everyone and isn't even that pretty

*ੈ✩‧₊˚༺☆Prinny☆ 15 hours ago

she'd looked bogged from all the reconstructive surgery over the years

Bind0fGod 15 hours ago

She'd be GOGs frumpy Best friend

doomshadow612 15 hours ago

Probably just like my office manager: unattractive, loud, obnoxious, zero real skills, self important, thinks she’s irreplaceable, but holds no actual power.

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*ੈ✩‧₊˚༺☆Prinny☆ 15 hours ago

Originally posted by doomshadow612:
Probably just like my office manager: unattractive, loud, obnoxious, zero real skills, self important, thinks she’s irreplaceable, but holds no actual power.

steam is like 99% of the PC gaming market, tho.

Kayla ♥ 15 hours ago

Originally posted by doomshadow612:
Probably just like my office manager: unattractive, loud, obnoxious, zero real skills, self important, thinks she’s irreplaceable, but holds no actual power.

is your office manager the president of the usa

DOOMGIRL69 15 hours ago

Originally posted by Kayla ♥:
1/10 used by everyone and isn't even that pretty

So me xD /s

Kayla ♥ 15 hours ago

Originally posted by DOOMGIRL69:
Originally posted by Kayla ♥:
1/10 used by everyone and isn't even that pretty
So me xD /s :bluerune::luv:

well at least you are pretty! :3

BuniBealla 15 hours ago

this basically uwu
https://youtu.be/qmd-xgPjuIU?si=6NRitA7WJX-LbEYk

King of Games 14 hours ago

ill go out wither unless she turns into offtopic, because i know if she does shell just start spouting random bs about politics and trying to get me to watch Politic click bait on YouTube

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Sixtyfivekills 14 hours ago

She'd be steaming hot.

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DOOMGIRL69 14 hours ago

Originally posted by Kayla ♥:
Originally posted by DOOMGIRL69:
So me xD /s
well at least you are pretty! :3

lol thank you <3

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DarkCrystalMethod 5 hours ago

Hot but not too sweaty hot. I don't want to fall off.
Also I'd swap the head arm and leg positions(those pop on and off real easy) and swap the voice chip with some of my G.I. Joes.

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