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404 19 Jul @ 7:34pm

Can't Move

Just had some of the best sex and i'm so exhausted i literally can't move, it was so good i had the twitches and now i'm just stuck in place fully content.

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Thick Mick 19 Jul @ 7:35pm

How did you type this if you cant move? Did you use telekinesis?

DarkCrystalMethod 19 Jul @ 7:37pm

If you got it on tape, you could get it in cash... AFV is waiting for your tape to arrive. (RIP Bob Sagget)

DirtBag 19 Jul @ 7:43pm

Did you eat it

TheStoryteller01 19 Jul @ 7:46pm

Originally posted by 404:
Just had some of the best sex and i'm so exhausted i literally can't move, it was so good i had the twitches and now i'm just stuck in place fully content.

In case you are a guy who has just been gang-raped, sugarcoating won't help for long.

Denial is never a good option.

Last edited by TheStoryteller01; 19 Jul @ 7:46pm

Phénomènes Mystiques 19 Jul @ 7:46pm

I generally enjoy a six-meal throughout the day, not all at once.

404 19 Jul @ 7:51pm

Originally posted by DarkCrystalMethod:
If you got it on tape, you could get it in cash... AFV is waiting for your tape to arrive. (RIP Bob Sagget)

Not a bad idea

Originally posted by DirtBag:
Did you eat it

yes, i need to get them female pheromones all up in my face first

Originally posted by TheStoryteller01:
Originally posted by 404:
Just had some of the best sex and i'm so exhausted i literally can't move, it was so good i had the twitches and now i'm just stuck in place fully content.

In case you are a guy who has just been gang-raped, sugarcoating won't help for long.

Denial is never a good option.

nope

Originally posted by Phénomènes Mystiques:
I generally enjoy a six-meal throughout the day, not all at once. :csd2smile:

Last edited by 404; 19 Jul @ 7:51pm

Santa Klaus 19 Jul @ 8:04pm

It's not sex if it's solo.

Neuro 19 Jul @ 8:17pm

Let 404 have his moment, good for you bro.

Emperor Prussia 19 Jul @ 8:54pm

Have you tried calling your sleep paralysis demon for help?

404 19 Jul @ 9:21pm

Originally posted by Emperor Prussia:
Have you tried calling your sleep paralysis demon for help?

lol i did have a cigarette and a nap afterwards

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󠀡󠀡 19 Jul @ 9:23pm

eat a samich and have some milk

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Emperor Prussia 19 Jul @ 9:29pm

Originally posted by 404:
Originally posted by Emperor Prussia:
Have you tried calling your sleep paralysis demon for help?
lol i did have a cigarette and a nap afterwards

Oh okay. Just dont have cigarettes too much though or you'll get health problems.

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