I don't want to be Dr dolittle.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CcnAGePLEVM&pp=ygUlZHIgZG9saXR0bGUgaSBoYXZlIGp1c3QgYmVlbiB2aW9sYXRlZNIHCQnNCQGHKiGM7w%3D%3D

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jr-zWZy2pl0&pp=ygURZHIgZG9saXR0bGUgbHVja3k%3D

they're saying the same stuff as online, but they're even more exclusive. birds in particular are very hip. chan-esque.

many species are simple xenophobic traditionalists, and the common languages tend to reflect this. it's the simplest way to navigate terrotirialism, so it's what has stuck through various animal society apocalypses.

also almost all of the common animal languages are declension of dolphin. they operated primarily on pheromone exchanges before my cocktail parties, and were having problems because the hydral genomes were altering their pheromone exchanges and making communication impossible; they couldn't tell friend from foe until it was too late, and it was poisoning the culture.

I think I taught them 'kek' using a multispectrum feedback microphone. the parties kept them coming back, they brought friends, the language became self-sustaining and universalized.

I try not to think about how hard getting that first thermoblade made was. I just think about how happy I was the first time I got a copper rock extracted with it, how I could finally make a fricking timer so I knew how long I was boiling stuff.

Woof woof.

dogs speak one syllable at a time and favor single-syllable words and concepts as a result.

however, the wolfsmoot, a slight alteration of the wolfsnoot, where different packs meet up according to certain moon cycles to discuss things affecting all wolf culture, via snooting or silence, favored eloquence over time.

the destruction of 'strong' societies made the 'strongman' affect, the monosyllablic bark, something of an 'old man's neanderthal' ways. that said, they were basically just whimpering at eachother beacuse they all got collectively smacked in the snoot by industrialization, deforestation, and the millennia-long process of human terraforming. which they had all agreed, for nearly 3,000 wolfsmoot now, that aggression towards humans only increased.

so whether one! bark! at! a! time! or more complicated sentences formed out of whimpering and subtle nods, eyerolls, and grammatical imposition and rulesbreaking, all of which dogs and wolves love, is more preferable or Just! Barking! Your! Feelings! is a subject of much debate and snootery.

that said, the way humans breed wolves is horrifying. we're a monstrous species prone to sudden acts of genocide, and we're the dominant one now. never forget that. there isn't another non-human alive that doesn't know this intrinsically, whether they've ever spoken to anyone else or not.

Humans are animals. And, they are too stupid to unlock most of the secrets of the UFO technologies. The human race is filth.

Hey, you wanted to talk about animals.

The real animalistic among ♥♥♥♥ sapiens are the rich, and powerful governments that oppress the planet.

This filth should cleanse itself to save the planet.

The richest 1% of the planet are responsible for producing so much of the planet's emissions. Taylor Swift, Jay-Z, Diddy, etc love their yachts and private jets.

The US and Chinese governments are behind the scenes abusing animals and maybe even idiot humans in their quest to unlock the UAP technology.

If you also let me be able to turn it on and off whenever I want.

Then yeah probably.

Originally posted by OmegaBilly1:

If you also let me be able to turn it on and off whenever I want.

Then yeah probably.

Everyone is having the same problems right now, you may notice the birds are getting quieter and the roamers are more on edge.

I do sometimes wonder what my cats would say if they spoke English, but I'm certain the results wouldn't be as exciting as I suspect.

Originally posted by Iratus Machina:

I do sometimes wonder what my cats would say if they spoke English, but I'm certain the results wouldn't be as exciting as I suspect.

Cat: "Feed me."

Interacting with a bunch of animals right now, or so it seems, unless you're all Hasbara/Kremlin bots.

Anyway, most people wouldn't want to talk to animals, or at least it'd be good for them/educational and possibly enlightening, depending on how they respond to it (foolishly or not), but they wouldn't want to as far as some petty disturbance goes.

Why? These animals would profess to you how horrible it is to be them especially in the course of being interacted with by humans in all sorts of ways, official or unofficial, etc.

Most of you wouldn't want to hear the raw testimony of it because it'd fly in the face of everything so many people "believe" in on the matter.

It'd destroy so many conventional ways of thinking, especially how media and pop culture and other culture presents it. It'd make it much more difficult for that foolish segment of humanity to continue "believing" in what they do.

If they could talk they would agree with me and say it how it is and not lie about it. Animal rights is a back burner issue and the governments, media and corporations like it that way.

Originally posted by OmegaBilly1:

Originally posted by Iratus Machina:

I do sometimes wonder what my cats would say if they spoke English, but I'm certain the results wouldn't be as exciting as I suspect.

Cat: "Feed me."

mrrow sounds cuter

Originally posted by OmegaBilly1:

Originally posted by Iratus Machina:

I do sometimes wonder what my cats would say if they spoke English, but I'm certain the results wouldn't be as exciting as I suspect.

Cat: "Feed me."

Probably a bunch of that, as well as "Change my litter." "Fill my water bowl." "Treats, please." "I'm bored." And when guests visit or the cats get too close to each other, "BACK THE ♥♥♥♥ UP!"

in a fantasy world such as Narnia, or Dr Ay Bolit, i think it would be great fun.

Originally posted by ghost:

Yes so i can use the animals to take over the world.

Do you know who can beat any animal out there? Mr. Smith and Mr. Wesson can.