this post isnt political enough

Depends on who's faster, not to mention how small the mosquitos are compared to the human with the fly swatter.

Went to a freinds house a while ago and noticed one of their pictures was leaning so i adjusted it for them about 3 thousand roaches came from under it. I told him i had to leave and got out of there. I haven't talked to him in years since then. I don't like dirty people or people who can't keep their house spotless.

Originally posted by ghost:

Went to a freinds house a while ago and noticed one of their pictures was leaning so i adjusted it for them about 3 thousand roaches came from under it. I told him i had to leave and got out of there. I haven't talked to him in years since then. I don't like dirty people or people who can't keep their house spotless.

I don't have pests in my house. On the screened-in part of the back porch, a few still manage to wiggle in somehow.

I swear the air pressure of the swatter coming down pushes them out from under it right before it gets them. That's the only explanation.

Or I'm seeing ♥♥♥♥.

They have devices with computers the recognize them in order to not target innocent wildlife that zaps them with lasers.

Massive data point:

What creature has killed a majority of all humans to have ever lived?

Originally posted by Apollo702:

They have devices with computers the recognize them in order to not target innocent wildlife that zaps them with lasers.

Massive data point:

What creature has killed a majority of all humans to have ever lived?

The jabberwocky.

And I've seen those high-tech lasers burning their wings in slow-mo on yourtube. I do want.

https://youtu.be/wmsAXpHwomA?si=GiOUr6AtME7fZ2aJ

Originally posted by Fajita Jim:

Originally posted by Apollo702:

They have devices with computers the recognize them in order to not target innocent wildlife that zaps them with lasers.

Massive data point:

What creature has killed a majority of all humans to have ever lived?

The jabberwocky.

And I've seen those high-tech lasers burning their wings in slow-mo on yourtube. I do want.

https://youtu.be/wmsAXpHwomA?si=GiOUr6AtME7fZ2aJ

The jabberowky is not quite the #1 answer- but it's worth a chuckle.

Oh for cryin' out loud! YT on my main browser isn't fully rendering either today.

Ding dang dangit!

Originally posted by Apollo702:

Oh for cryin' out loud! YT on my main browser isn't fully rendering either today.

Ding dang dangit!

Percussive maintenance time?

Once upon a time... I was on a dig at the confluence of two rivers. Being a flood-year, it was wet and full of gorram mosquitoes.

I had a burgundy sweater (still have it), that them mosquitoes loved sumthin' fierce. My friends made a game out of seeing how many they could kill with two-hands slapped on my back. I think the record was in the high-twenties.

Hope that was helpful.

(I mean no offence with my language, it's just that I've been drinking whiskey and watching Firefly).

Originally posted by Fajita Jim:

Originally posted by Apollo702:

Oh for cryin' out loud! YT on my main browser isn't fully rendering either today.

Ding dang dangit!

Percussive maintenance time?

OK, and they aren't liking my downloader either today.

There are times when I feel like doing that.

We are some of the few alive who remember when sometimes that really worked!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4D4WxAjW7o

Usually, the human loses because the mosquitoes keep getting respawned. Or the human pulls out a rocket launcher and kills himself. As evidenced by the dudes in this video.

Originally posted by White Knight:

Once upon a time... I was on a dig at the confluence of two rivers. Being a flood-year, it was wet and full of gorram mosquitoes.

I had a burgundy sweater (still have it), that them mosquitoes loved sumthin' fierce. My friends made a game out of seeing how many they could kill with two-hands slapped on my back. I think the record was in the high-twenties.

Hope that was helpful.

(I mean no offence with my language, it's just that I've been drinking whiskey and watching Firefly).

You type remarkably well after having whiskey.

Originally posted by Apollo702:

You type remarkably well after having whiskey.

You haven't been paying attention;) I'm tempted to claim it's a gift, but in truth... it's the nature of whiskey herself.

Ireland...whiskey...poets per capita...'nuff said.

Originally posted by White Knight:

Originally posted by Apollo702:

You type remarkably well after having whiskey.

You haven't been paying attention;) I'm tempted to claim it's a gift, but in truth... it's the nature of whiskey herself.

Ireland...whiskey...poets per capita...'nuff said.

You are doing better than most will ever do sober.

For me, I drink so little that at times like last night when I got bought a couple of drinks I am such a lightweight that even a little is oh my!


Bonus:

And do you also do the lager drink and the cider drink?

Originally posted by Apollo702:

Bonus:

And do you also do the lager drink and the cider drink?

These are dark times to be calling me a communist, but if you have a blacklist, I want to be on it.