Trump tells a reporter why he prefers Coke over Pepsi

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SanekiBeko 21 Jul @ 7:59am

In a report this morning at the White House, Trump was asked several questions, including why he prefers drinking Coke over Pepsi to the point that he had the Diet Coke button reinstalled on his desk, which calls a staff member to bring him a Diet Coke rather than a Diet Pepsi. Trump says Pepsi was invented by the far left democrats, such as Biden, Clinton, and Obama, to brainwash the American people with woke thoughts and ideas. He then went on to state that Coke is the real American drink and saved it by forcing the company to switch from corn syrup to cane sugar, which would turn the American people from Woke left to MAGA right. When also pressed about the Epstein files, Trump immediately sucker punched the reporter, giving him a black eye before destroying the camera, leaving the footage to be destroyed. A white house spokesperson told the public that Trump will not be charged cause he's the President of the United States and filed a 10 billion dollar lawsuit against the reporter for slander and harassment. In other news, Pepsi's stock has dropped by 1.79%.

Your thoughts regarding the situation?

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King of Games 21 Jul @ 8:00am

both are good

*ੈ✩‧₊˚༺☆Prinny☆ 21 Jul @ 8:00am

i prefer dr pepper these days

salamander 21 Jul @ 8:01am

i enjoy a cheeky diet pepsi now and again, but overall do not like fizzy drinks

JOKER 21 Jul @ 8:01am

I like turtles.

rabapraba p 21 Jul @ 8:08am

oh but its fine when buzz aldrin does it.

pepsi is an iranian combat drink and you need exactly one 8oz and one 4oz dose to get the effects, which cause jitters for me and are thus useless as well as inconvenient.

pepsi also strongly reminds me of the taste of...ammonia, lets call it. although specifically its the flavor of uranic acid, with no ammonia in it.

its effective at regulating exposure to mustard gas and airborne hallucinogenic chemicals used in combat though. also helps you step off of captagon if one of them screams blood into an orifice after tanking five shots to tackle you.

coke is more of a relaxed drink rather than a relaxing drink.

Last edited by rabapraba p; 21 Jul @ 8:13am

Soap 21 Jul @ 8:15am

That makes a lot of sense lol. Corn syrup is a nightmarish substance and shouldn't be being put into anything for consumption. The people who did it, do it, and don't switch back to better sweeteners don't give any ♥♥♥♥♥ about anyone. I'd like to see them prosecuted.

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Doctor Go-Go 21 Jul @ 8:17am

I RARELY drink sodas now but I always preferred Coke. I recall Pepsi being thin and kind of weak, watery. I recall Coke being thick, strong. Coke was heavily carbonation while Pepsi barely had any.

Ulfrinn 21 Jul @ 8:20am

I would say you have to find a better author for that story. It's too obviously fake.

Jazz 21 Jul @ 8:20am

i prefer carbonated water. :d
but as a kid i liked dr pepper over both. coke i liked more than pepsi though. i remember thinking pepsi tasted like sugar water, just nasty

steven1mac 21 Jul @ 8:22am

Liberals will all switch to Pepsi if this gets out, to own Donald Trump.

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Crystal Sharrd 21 Jul @ 8:30am

I prefer Coke more than Pepsi. Unfortunately, Pepsi discontinued my favorite flavor (which I liked more than Coke).

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Haustier64 21 Jul @ 8:32am

I prefer Fritz-Cola

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rabapraba p 21 Jul @ 8:36am

Originally posted by Crystal Sharrd:
I prefer Coke more than Pepsi. Unfortunately, Pepsi discontinued my favorite flavor (which I liked more than Coke).

The artificial cherry triggered hallucinations if you took the exact 8 and 4 oz dosage with the correct timing.

Someone crashed a semi because they hallucinated a militarized clown car coming at them in their lane. Crane lift operator that thought he was operating a space elevator that was new and suddenly the site of ww3. Iron smelter operator that thought the molten iron was kidnapped liquified children and or parrots that needed to be set free immediately.

All due to cherry pepsi.

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SpeedFreak1972 21 Jul @ 8:39am

I prefer none I mean if you can use it to remove rust from bolts ....

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Crystal Sharrd 21 Jul @ 8:41am

Originally posted by rabapraba p:
Originally posted by Crystal Sharrd:
I prefer Coke more than Pepsi. Unfortunately, Pepsi discontinued my favorite flavor (which I liked more than Coke).

The artificial cherry triggered hallucinations if you took the exact 8 and 4 oz dosage with the correct timing.

Someone crashed a semi because they hallucinated a militarized clown car coming at them in their lane. Crane lift operator that thought he was operating a space elevator that was new and suddenly the site of ww3. Iron smelter operator that thought the molten iron was kidnapped liquified children and or parrots that needed to be set free immediately.

All due to cherry pepsi.

My favorite flavor was Pepsi Nitro. I don't like the taste of cherries in general.

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