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Criteria expanded: Dating App
Tried going to a convention but something happened and it only occurs once a year and as far as I've looked in my state there's nothing remotely similar to it where I'd expect to meet a tomboy. Search expanded, trait requirements lowered. Will attempt to make small talk with random female customers. Now using hinge because apparently its the only "decent" one left. Do I expect anything? It happens when it happens. Will I pay? Maybe, one month at most. I've noticed that a lot of these girls have nose rings or less commonly a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ industrial dumptruck ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like a clap from those cheeks would shatter bullet proof glass. I've also seen a couple wearing cowboy attire though, but they prefer cowboys which I am not but I got a cowboy hat recently because somebody said I would look nice in one (everybody agreed that i looked very dapper), still don't meet criteria although I might deceive a few because im wearing it in my pfp. What else should I do? And are nose rings supposed to be attractive? They're just culturally appropriating minotaurs.
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WarHeRo 22 Jul @ 10:19am 
dating is not bout tricking people to buy ur goods. its to enjoy ur time. u should look for individuals that u enjoy spending time with rather than to force a relationship based on preferences (e.g., tomboi)
dating is for those who are of this earth, I despise this planet
Originally posted by WarHeRo:
dating is not bout tricking people to buy ur goods. its to enjoy ur time. u should look for individuals that u enjoy spending time with rather than to force a relationship based on preferences (e.g., tomboi)
? I believe they've already met some preferences if you like them. I did say criteria expanded, and I always considered that it's unlikely to find a girl that meets everything. Deception wasn't my intent, I had no idea there'd be lots of cowgirls, I just liked how I looked in my hat (doesn't help that the picture was taken out in the country). Wearing it doesn't give me a bushy mustache, mullet, cowboy boots or tattoos like the majority of those profiles are looking for. I'm sure they'll realize pretty quick, or just maybe I might land one. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I'm just looking for a chill yet playful or goofy girl. I think the hat will actually help outside of the cowgirls, will probably still take a long time to see a match though.
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Originally posted by Pocket Change:
Stop coping. Its over.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H477qUasfC0
...yeah I have a chance.
Originally posted by Musclebob Buffpants:
Originally posted by Pocket Change:
Stop coping. Its over.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H477qUasfC0
...yeah I have a chance.

Sure bro.
22 Jul @ 11:37am 
idk what im reading
Genuinely curious though. Like at least 3/4 of them have nose piercings yet I hardly ever see people with them in public.
be prepared for a life of loneliness ...
unless you want to end up with someone you despise, which is even worse.
Welp, dating app is ♥♥♥♥.
23 hours ago 
Originally posted by Musclebob Buffpants:
Welp, dating app is ♥♥♥♥.
i mean its no surprise if you were as all over the place & using shrug emojis like here, js
Originally posted by Musclebob Buffpants:
And are nose rings supposed to be attractive? They're just culturally appropriating minotaurs.

hey now, septum rings are hot. i wore one for awhile when i was younger. let me give you an itch, folk who wear septum rings are fuh-reaky. in a good way!
How old r u bro? Also how r u?
I dont think anyone actually uses those. That is, most do not.

I think most know its a scam. If you have to pay for the app theyll want you to use it as long as possible
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