Time to take revenge then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nE9az5LeIYg

Originally posted by L1qu1dator:

Time to take revenge then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nE9az5LeIYg

Ha. Love me some old school family guy.

Hu. That's karma.

make friends with some crows. corvids are among the most intelligent animals on the planet, to the point where it is debated between them, whales, parrots, and apes. corvids have extensive memories and can recognise and empathise with individuals, and will become your lifelong friend if treated well.

find a crow, gain its trust. crows are highly territorial, and if they witness you becoming angry at seagulls pooping on your car your crow friend will remember the kindnesses you have given them and assist you in chasing them away.

i am only half joking by the way, if you were actually to befriend a crow this would be possible. but it is not so easy, obviously.

Originally posted by salamander:

i am only half joking by the way, if you were actually to befriend a crow this would be possible. but it is not so easy, obviously.

And a big big big problem if/when the crow looses that confidence. Heard about a guy friend with a crow that should have gone on hollidays or something, crow may have thought he was discarded/forgot and started attacking the man after his return.

Originally posted by mai72:

Walked out about 45m later, and the seagulls crapped all over my car. Its not just a few, but the car is covered in seagull crud.

Had you left a loaf of bread for them to eat while you were shopping, they would have protected your car instead. I always feed the seagulls at the Jersey shore. They are tougher than the mafia.

Originally posted by Voroff:

Originally posted by salamander:

i am only half joking by the way, if you were actually to befriend a crow this would be possible. but it is not so easy, obviously.

And a big big big problem if/when the crow looses that confidence. Heard about a guy friend with a crow that should have gone on hollidays or something, crow may have thought he was discarded/forgot and started attacking the man after his return.

aye. birds in general it is almost impossible to restore fractured trust, they are unlike mammals in this way. they form extremely strong attachments to one another, or with humans. but if anything ever shakes that trust (like abandonment) winning it back is nearly impossible. it is why it is so difficult to rehome intelligent birds like parrots, because they are very hesitant to trust another.