Corn

Originally posted by gwwak:

Corn

Hardpore corn.

What do you get when you cross the road with John Cena and the Invisible man?
Nothing because you can't see them.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. He says it's changed and they all applaud in the dark.

Originally posted by Bongo:

Some people in off topic need to stop being so overly serious, so, tell some good jokes that will make people laugh!

My sense of humour is similar to a brick.

What do you call 53 men who watch the Super Bowl on TV every year?
The Detroit Lions

Originally posted by Fajita Jim:

What do you call 53 men who watch the Super Bowl on TV every year?
The Detroit Lions

Or the Cleveland browns. They never make it to the playoffs.

A TCP packet walks into a bar and says, "I'd like a beer."
The bartender replies, "You want a beer?"
The TCP packet replies, "Yes, I'd like a beer."

A bunch of TCP packets go into a bar, until it’s overcrowded.
The next day, half as many go in.

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says: “here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

A UDP packet walks into the bar. A UDP packet walks into the bar. A UDP packet walks into the bar. A UDP packet walks into the bar. A UDP packet walks into the bar.
The bartender says hello.

An ipv6 packet walks into a bar. Everyone ignores it.

1. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!

2. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

3. Do you know what I like about office work? It's all in a day's work - literally!

4. What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't-opener!

5. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open!

6. I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me Kit-Kats.

7. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!

8. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

9. The problem with candy jokes is they’re either too sweet or too corny.

10. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.

11. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.

12. I don’t suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it.

13. I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.

What's the difference between a stage joke and a cocktail joke?

The stage joke is supposed to sound staged.

Originally posted by Bongo:

Some people in off topic need to stop being so overly serious, so, tell some good jokes that will make people laugh!

Originally posted by gwwak:

Corn

existence

How do you befriend a squirrel?

Act like a nut.

how do cats end a fight? they hiss and make up.

Originally posted by Bongo:

Some people in off topic need to stop being so overly serious

Really? Some people need to stop posting unfunny crap thinking they are funny in threads which are very intersting to many when they aren't funny AT ALL...