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how to defend againts a house invader?
im from canada , the rules here are hide and call for help how can i quickly defend without violence? 20 sec between the glass smashing and 4 armed men in bedrooms

any ideas? not being a jerk id like to know

we can maybe have ideas to improve safety
Last edited by redeyes; 23 Jul @ 8:33pm
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Has Canada been cracking down on knives like the UK has? If not, invest in knives and swords.
john wick body slam
......
oh gosh.
This doesn't have any true counter.
To respond with anything would be negligent.
Believe you did the right thing call leave the line open and keep finding ways to call for help.
Leave messages.
Have cameras on.
cause a lot of noise to happen as fans on so forth, if they turn them off at least you know they are where they are doing it. If they are on and they are searching for something and making more noise....


Yeah this isn't a game,


.....(response)

Say hello and ask what you can help them with and go about your day as if they weren't even there. and if that means vacuuming them for trashing your house and mopping them up and so forth so be it
redeyes 23 Jul @ 8:42pm 
Originally posted by Punished Rusty Shackleford:
Has Canada been cracking down on knives like the UK has? If not, invest in knives and swords.
its like 3 inches pocket knifes allowed but u beter have a good reason for having it, u cant just carry it around

i ment how can a defend against home invader lol
Last edited by redeyes; 23 Jul @ 8:43pm
redeyes 23 Jul @ 8:44pm 
Originally posted by Thick Mick:
Make boobytraps
those are extremly illegal here
redeyes 23 Jul @ 8:45pm 
Originally posted by salamander:
john wick body slam
dont know how to
Originally posted by redeyes:
Originally posted by salamander:
john wick body slam
dont know how to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDM5l3HrGrI&ab_channel=PatrickLennkon
Originally posted by redeyes:
Originally posted by Punished Rusty Shackleford:
Has Canada been cracking down on knives like the UK has? If not, invest in knives and swords.
its like 3 inches pocket knifes allowed but u beter have a good reason for having it, u cant just carry it around

i ment how can a defend against home invader lol
Have bear mace and a baseball bat by your bed. Zapem in the face with the mace and then beat them while they're crying on the ground. I live in the US and own guns so I can't think of any good plans that dont involve them. I also bought a welcome mat for my front door that sa "its my right to make my house a tomb for criminals"
DirtBag 23 Jul @ 8:49pm 
Bear spray i don't care if it's illegal to use on someone or not. You need to know how to use it though because more than likely you will on you in the process.
redeyes 23 Jul @ 8:49pm 
Originally posted by salamander:
Originally posted by redeyes:
dont know how to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDM5l3HrGrI&ab_channel=PatrickLennkon
make friends with the taxi man! good idea those guys are quick and ready to go
Im not trapped in here with you, you're trapped in here with me
traumatise them enough they'll call the police on you uwu
redeyes 23 Jul @ 8:51pm 
Originally posted by Punished Rusty Shackleford:
Originally posted by redeyes:
its like 3 inches pocket knifes allowed but u beter have a good reason for having it, u cant just carry it around

i ment how can a defend against home invader lol
Have bear mace and a baseball bat by your bed. Zapem in the face with the mace and then beat them while they're crying on the ground. I live in the US and own guns so I can't think of any good plans that dont involve them. I also bought a welcome mat for my front door that sa "its my right to make my house a tomb for criminals"
good idea, i dont think im allowed to do that tho id get in alot of ♥♥♥♥ like in jail jail, pepper spray is completly banned in canada
Last edited by redeyes; 23 Jul @ 8:52pm
Originally posted by redeyes:
how to defend againts a house invader?

Step 1 Don't own a house.

Step 2 Get an apartment (an apartment complex has more people in it and not just yourself)

Step 3 Learn some defensive skills.

Step 4 Learn weaponry skills.

Step 5 Go crazy
Last edited by ꉔꏂ꒐꒒ꇙ; 23 Jul @ 8:54pm
DirtBag 23 Jul @ 8:56pm 
Shotgun and bean bag shells
kbiz 23 Jul @ 8:58pm 
Simple. Gun.
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