The age of the noodle arm man

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Fajita Jim 24 Jul @ 1:28pm

Isn't it funny:

Guys: Girls should be hot and smexy, but don't dare judge us by our physique!

The male body expects physical exertion, and cannot fully mature without it. Why is it that so many men today have the same physique they had when they were 12?

Last edited by Fajita Jim; 24 Jul @ 1:29pm

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Vinz Clortho 24 Jul @ 1:29pm

I think you mean exertion.

Masque 24 Jul @ 1:30pm

Originally posted by Vinz Clortho:
I think you mean exertion.

Well, pooping is important, I'll admit.

Edit: Fajita Jim, you sly editor. I'll say it: It said "excretion", if only to explain my jab.

Last edited by Masque; 24 Jul @ 1:31pm

EASY PETE 24 Jul @ 1:30pm

They will be here soon to answer this

Fajita Jim 24 Jul @ 1:30pm

Originally posted by Vinz Clortho:
I think you mean exertion.

I ninja edited on you. Damn auto correct.

Fajita Jim 24 Jul @ 1:31pm

Originally posted by EASY PETE:
They will be here soon to answer this

I can see those noodle arms flailing all over the keyboard already.

https://youtu.be/bPq-fG0OHCs?si=sbWtCLhEz1NJf_wL

Fox Loaf Liz 24 Jul @ 1:32pm

not enough protein

Fajita Jim 24 Jul @ 1:33pm

Originally posted by Fox Loaf Liz:
not enough protein

I really do not think intake is the problem.

Masque 24 Jul @ 1:33pm

Originally posted by Fox Loaf Liz:
not enough protein

And not enough physical working and/or working out.

the 24 Jul @ 1:48pm

their fathers were absent, so they had no man to tell them to go in the barn and shovel huge mounds of sloppy wet manure to build their arms and shoulders (also works your core too since you bend over as you bend over to stab the piles with the pitchfork).

we need to go back. ted kazynski was right about moderne soyciety...

:steamangry:steamfaxmachine;

Lime 24 Jul @ 1:50pm

large muscles are primitive and inefficient, the future is compact. not for cavemen

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Fajita Jim 24 Jul @ 1:51pm

Originally posted by Lime:
large muscles are primitive and inefficient, the future is compact. not for cavemen

And this is why a whole generation can't get laid.

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Raz 24 Jul @ 1:55pm

I haven't seen this irl so I don't know what you are talking about. The dudes around me look like they are old and worn out like they are 60 when they are really in their early 30's, but I come from a working class town so maybe that's why. A lot of them are farmers. The thing you mentioned might just be a one off or localized thing. Either way I'm not about to body shame people or whatever. Their body, their choice, not my problem.

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Lime 24 Jul @ 1:56pm

Originally posted by Fajita Jim:
Originally posted by Lime:
large muscles are primitive and inefficient, the future is compact. not for cavemen

And this is why a whole generation can't get laid.

And that's why a whole generation wouldn't want to.

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