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@gork is this true 25 Jul @ 4:01am

No, you’re NOT a real gamer.

I’m so sick of all these people that think they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “I put well over 100 hours in this game, it’s great!” that’s nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ hours in all our games. I see people who only have a Nintendo Switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we be friends.

Also DEAR ALL WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The Sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT.REAL.GAMES. put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.

Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers.

Last edited by @gork is this true; 25 Jul @ 4:02am

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rabapraba p 25 Jul @ 4:04am

alright, where do I get these socalled 'realgames?' do I need to sign up for a second life or something?

Ricky 25 Jul @ 4:05am

Anyone can be a gamer,

There are no pre-requisites

Stop trying to Gatekeep.

And All those games you listed are in fact real games.

You are living in your own little bubble with your own set of rules that the rest of the world will not adhere to .

The only one here who is not a real gamer is you.

As an actual real gamer, you don't get to decide who is or is not allowed to game, nor do you get to decide what is a or is not a real game.

Last edited by Ricky; 25 Jul @ 4:07am

bossman150 25 Jul @ 4:06am

Lol, you get to decide these things?

Edit: Mario is one of the first and best games ever.

Last edited by bossman150; 25 Jul @ 4:07am

BuniBealla 25 Jul @ 4:08am

old copypasta uwu

DoomsDay 25 Jul @ 4:09am

this place is supposed to be the platform for gamers and developers,maybe they have other hobbies. maybe this place has been overrun by something else.
op's speech gives out a strong proud and skilled gamer vibe, in my experience, this vibe usually dont play out so well even in gaming community, I dont know, maybe there are some real pros here.

imaginecatchynamehere 25 Jul @ 4:10am

Give your balls a tug. They're games, it's not that deep or serious.

Kobret 25 Jul @ 4:24am

i'm a gamer

EASY PETE 25 Jul @ 4:36am

Im a semi gamer

StyledNebula 25 Jul @ 4:39am

Originally posted by @gork is this true:
No, you’re NOT a real gamer.

I’m so sick of all these people that think they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “I put well over 100 hours in this game, it’s great!” that’s nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ hours in all our games. I see people who only have a Nintendo Switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we be friends.

Also DEAR ALL WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The Sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT.REAL.GAMES. put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.

Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers.

Don’t even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ try to tell me that stardew valley isn’t a game. I don’t even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ care that your dumbass rage bait worked istg.

Last edited by StyledNebula; 25 Jul @ 4:40am

skOsH♥ 25 Jul @ 4:43am

I will play a game as quickly as I possibly can usually so I dont clock a lot of hours

But I am gamer. I game, therefore I gamer.

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-OrLoK- Слава Україн 25 Jul @ 4:50am

I dont care who or what folk call themselves.

if youre a gamer? great.

Me, i dont define myself by one "label", I think they're limiting.

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76561199879959049 25 Jul @ 4:52am

i dont want to be a "gamer"
when 99% of people think of what a gamer is, they think of a hideous creature living in a basement shoveling high-calorie junk into its mouth and hasn't bathed in 2 months

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