Can I eat a carrot whilst driving a rotcar?

Originally posted by Fajita Jim:

Can I eat a carrot whilst driving a rotcar?

as long as you don't crash into something.

Damn... Tough choice.

...Can I at least cook the carrot by peeling the skin off first then chopping it up into pieces then boil them for about 15-30 minutes then serve as a side dish for my meals?

...Cause I ain't eating the carrot raw due to it being a root and sometimes water... doesn't exactly wash off all the dirt on the vegetable.

Originally posted by OmegaBilly1:

...Can I at least cook the carrot by peeling the skin off first then chopping it up into pieces then boil them for about 15-30 minutes then serve as a side dish for my meals?

...Cause I ain't eating the carrot raw due to it being a root and sometimes water... doesn't exactly wash off all the dirt on the vegetable.

you are free to prepare the carrot in whatever way you want.

would you rather eat a carrot or drive a rotcar?

Carrot.

Don't need it cooked, i like the crunch.

is the car insured?

Originally posted by rabapraba p:

is the car insured?

no one wants to insure rotcars because it's pretty well-known at this point that they're very prone to accidents (i.e. decomposing in the middle of the road, leaving you sitting on the asphalt with a steering wheel in hand and a few tires scattered around the rotwreck). then the person behind you crashes into you at high velocity, and the insurance companies don't feel like buying you a new spine for the tenth or eleventh time.

Drive a rotcar

How many times you gon be able to do that? I can eat a carrot any time I want

In fact the way I prepare my carrots, is that i cut th--

Bun-E just called. She said she took that personally.

Hey it wasn't me it was this forest fairy, it kept saying "hey!" and "listen!" And before you know it I am negotiating with the head hauncho who deals with carrots in this here town

And he had tried to make a dirty deal lemme tell you. He was going to give over majority share of the carrots, and I said no. I could not do it. I had to inform you of this

Originally posted by skOsH♥:

Hey it wasn't me it was this forest fairy, it kept saying "hey!" and "listen!" And before you know it I am negotiating with the head hauncho who deals with carrots in this here town

And he had tried to make a dirty deal lemme tell you. He was going to give over majority share of the carrots, and I said no. I could not do it. I had to inform you of this

dirty carrots are a rather common method of smuggling illegal substances into neighboring counties these days so it's probably better that you refused. don't want any cocaine in your vegetables.

Originally posted by Nülliflower:

Originally posted by skOsH♥:

Hey it wasn't me it was this forest fairy, it kept saying "hey!" and "listen!" And before you know it I am negotiating with the head hauncho who deals with carrots in this here town

And he had tried to make a dirty deal lemme tell you. He was going to give over majority share of the carrots, and I said no. I could not do it. I had to inform you of this

dirty carrots are a rather common method of smuggling illegal substances into neighboring counties these days so it's probably better that you refused. don't want any cocaine in your vegetables.

That is very true I definitely would be very upset i just poured salad dressing on it

On the other hand I've somehow forgotten how it feels to eat vegetables, but i still have them plenty.

Originally posted by skOsH♥:

Originally posted by Nülliflower:

dirty carrots are a rather common method of smuggling illegal substances into neighboring counties these days so it's probably better that you refused. don't want any cocaine in your vegetables.

That is very true I definitely would be very upset i just poured salad dressing on it

On the other hand I've somehow forgotten how it feels to eat vegetables, but i still have them plenty.

might want to start eating them more often. most of them taste quite good. and, i've heard they're healthy or something. but also they taste good.

Originally posted by Nülliflower:

Originally posted by rabapraba p:

is the car insured?

no one wants to insure rotcars because it's pretty well-known at this point that they're very prone to accidents (i.e. decomposing in the middle of the road, leaving you sitting on the asphalt with a steering wheel in hand and a few tires scattered around the rotwreck). then the person behind you crashes into you at high velocity, and the insurance companies don't feel like buying you a new spine for the tenth or eleventh time.

I guess I could find someone who tows aggressively and park it there.

but it's starting to sound like the most moral thing for me to do would be to just eat the carrot and keep the rotcar out of my life entirely.