Sounds like a party, but BYOB just in case.

Free medical care, is free medical care

what i imagine talking to most OT users is like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3mgj0SsBp4

Have fun with the probe. OP.

Huh they wanted to impregnate me. I said you dumbasses aliens get me out of here back to Earth. Seek a more pretty individual than me, you know long hair, smooth skin, there abduct her. They said oh excuse us Sir, yes you going back to Earth sorry for inconvenience

I thought everyone wanted to swoop you up.

I take it your hoping for a Mr. Slave alien abduction experience like in the Stick of Truth.

And they proceed to drop me back to earth. Yeah green little folks. But then I looked at their navigation system monitors and said hey hey hey you little green guy, that's the middle of the Pacific Ocean your are headed to. Don't drop me there I can't swim. Get me to the land.

Sorry, Australia, you're not able to read this part of OT. In this post OP has been abducted. They are bound to high tables, still appear to be asleep, and are being thoroughly probed

The little green captain said oh sorry we thought you come from the seas your place of birth your species. I said listen dude this is Darwin lots of millions years to tell you, now just get me out of here on land. Here I show him on the navigation system, is called USA. But be careful on approach, those cowboys shoot anything in the sky and I don't want get roasted in your spaceship.

He laughs says hahaha lool no worries, we are invisible they won't see even us coming. And they dropped me in one soccer field, then I took a cab back home. The driver asked me dude where is your clothes, I told him I was swimming in the sea and the tide came and I couldn't find them. He said dude there is no see around. I said can you just drive I am tired, sure dude sure that is gonna be 250 bucks. No problem I said

no fair I want to be abducted uwu

Originally posted by Fajita Jim:

Sounds like a party, but BYOB just in case.

Is Taco Bell good?

I am confused.
Is this another dating thread of yours?

New age generation slang I reckon

Originally posted by AdahnGorion:

I am confused.
Is this another dating thread of yours?

New age generation slang I reckon

I don't think they will be here for a long time after my abduction. They dropped me in USA and they were like cheesus we are out of here going to another place some 400 million light years away. You people are just waste of our time, the worst in the intergalactic space from the white scarf. I had no idea what they mean with that, must be some of their interstellar navigation map and that around here we are known to aliens as the white scarf

Originally posted by Fearosa:

They want to abduct me. The aliens. In their spaceship and have their medical exams with me

What kind of medical exams?