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HypersleepyNaputunia 26 Jul @ 7:13pm
If you were antichrist
How would you accomplish your ultimate goals? Wouod you try taking over eu, us pres, start as a davosian, hide as a megachurch preacher? Would you instead try making an ai or crypto coin empire?

Lots of options
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Lime 26 Jul @ 7:15pm 
Well, I'd start by resolving conflict. Afterwards I'd just mediate whenever people are slightly unhappy with themselves. For the most parts, it's very hands off.
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Fajita Jim 26 Jul @ 7:16pm 
Free concert. Free drugs. Naked womens.
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ṼṏẌṏḭḊ 26 Jul @ 7:18pm 
If I were the antichrist, I'd just sit back and enjoy myself while people ruin their own lives.
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salamander 26 Jul @ 7:18pm 
i would form a band called dethklok, and usher in the metalocalypse.
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Fajita Jim 26 Jul @ 7:18pm 
Originally posted by The Future:
what does all that have to do with anti christ

You talking to me?

Sexed up, boozed up and lit up headbangers don't go to heaven.
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Ice Robertson 26 Jul @ 7:18pm 
Originally posted by HypersleepyNaputunia:
How would you accomplish your ultimate goals?

I wouldn't need to do a thing, I'm 100% certain humanity will destroy itself. :InvertedCrossBlue:
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Lime 26 Jul @ 7:18pm 
Originally posted by The Future:
what does all that have to do with anti christ
Wouldn't you like to know weather boy
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HypersleepyNaputunia 26 Jul @ 7:20pm 
Think id go with control of pope or being pope and making all the world religions unite, then twist it to worship the ac somehow
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ṼṏẌṏḭḊ 26 Jul @ 7:21pm 
Originally posted by The Future:
the obvious answer is
magically levitate to the top via crowd surf
because that
What if somebody has a net?
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Houseman 26 Jul @ 7:21pm 
Originally posted by The Future:
what does all that have to do with anti christ

They don't know what the anti-christ is.
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salamander 26 Jul @ 7:21pm 
Originally posted by Fajita Jim:
Originally posted by The Future:
what does all that have to do with anti christ

You talking to me?

Sexed up, boozed up and lit up headbangers don't go to heaven.

nor would they want to, hell has better parties.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIstK5xcHXw&list=RDEMUQ4DWIcNHr2I0idrfXNfEw&index=6&ab_channel=Metalocalypse%3ADethklok-Topic
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Lime 26 Jul @ 7:22pm 
Originally posted by Houseman:
Originally posted by The Future:
what does all that have to do with anti christ

They don't know what the anti-christ is.
Do you?
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Lime 26 Jul @ 7:22pm 
Originally posted by salamander:
i would form a band called dethklok, and usher in the metalocalypse.
There are no fingerprints deep underwater. Nothing to tie one to a crime... So if you seek vengence, all you need are instruments of gain
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ṼṏẌṏḭḊ 26 Jul @ 7:23pm 
Originally posted by The Future:
it wouldnt be used on the levitating one
If I had a net and I saw you levitating, I'd throw it at you..
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salamander 26 Jul @ 7:23pm 
Originally posted by Lime:
Originally posted by salamander:
i would form a band called dethklok, and usher in the metalocalypse.
There are no fingerprints deep underwater. Nothing to tie one to a crime... So if you seek vengence, all you need are instruments of gain

MURMAIDER MURMAIDER
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