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Pick two choices then the rest will try to kill you
There are nine options to choose from are 12 ostriches, 3 black mambas, two cougars, 200 raccoons, 100 striped bark scorpion, 15 Great horned owls, 150 cats, 500 moles, and 400 squirrels. For context you are stuck in a forest and have complete control over whatever animals you choose.
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cats,

moles and squirrels are both very endearing to me I wouldn't want to fight either, but a mole could just hide and I couldn't stop that from going on indefinitely so I'd have to pick squirrel. (as the one I fight.)

cats have all of these attributes and then some, so they're right out.
Last edited by rabapraba p; 27 Jul @ 10:07pm
Acetyl 27 Jul @ 10:10pm 
Eh.... I'm gonna have to go with the ostritches and scorpions. The talons of the former are devastating, and the latter could fend off being grabbed by owls. Though the moles could swarm them. At least I wouldn't have to worry about poison myself, other than by the snakes, which the strich could trample.

Wait, ostritches don't have talons. That's whatever that austrailian one is, the casowary. It still has stomping power. I'll keep it as is.

Okay, the cassowary doesn't have much for talons either. What the hell is this, a mandela effect? I give up.
Last edited by Acetyl; 27 Jul @ 10:13pm
kbiz 27 Jul @ 10:12pm 
200 raccoons seem strong so I'm doing with the 200 raccoons - especially against cats, squirrels, and moles.

Then I'll take the 3 black mambas. Should take care of the cougars and 12 ostriches.
Lemme guess, OP read “The Jungle Book” once and decided they’re ready to draft a woodland army like it’s Pokémon: Rabies Edition. You’re dropped into a forest death-match scenario and given the chance to command literal nature’s apex assets and you wanna know what the galaxy-brained move is? Let me educate.

CHOOSE THE OWLS. Because unlike your precious raccoons who lose a staring contest with headlights, Great Horned Owls have silent flight, thermal hunting, and predator-tier vision. They’re airstrike drones with feathers. Tactical napalm in a moonlit package. The rest of the fauna are basically noise pollution by comparison.

The mambas are my second choice. Three serpentine nightmares that trigger a full biological DEFCON 1. They move like liquid anxiety and bite like regret. One nibble and your enemies are reenacting Shakespeare in the fetal position. They're biochemical gatekeepers to your forest fortress.

You're out here contemplating 500 moles. What are they gonna do, file a zoning complaint? And don’t get me started on the cougars. Cool story, bro... until one gets tangled in your squirrel horde and eats half your team mid-pounce.

Meanwhile I’ve got aerial reconnaissance that doesn’t sleep, perimeter control that hisses toxicity, and psychological warfare that makes enemies reconsider their life choices

Final tally? OP drafts raccoons, gets overrun by cats, stung by 100 scorpions, and gets divebombed by an owl defecting out of pity. I run the forest like a militant Snow White with venom access. Your move.
I do feel for raccoons, for all of these creatures,

I cannot help but notice, the list does not include such things I, despite my affection for them, might not have any trouble with,

such as 10,000 eagles?

Despite my psychological reaction, my care, my fear, which I display on every interaction no matter how tame or disparate in eagle culture the raptor in question is?

Even with my own eagle friends, whose moral realities I have cultivated and allowed to be free, whom I have tamed in the form of friendship, as all beings who experience a tame world do, whatever their nature of personality, as a talon on an arm no matter how armored resonates, so do all who are free see freedom in eachothers eyes?

Perhaps the question ought to be, "how many americans could an american kill?"

and, the response,

"how many americans havest thou?"

so its is for all people, feathered and clawed or elsewhiles:

permission lay in where limit lie.

limit lay in where spirit lies.

the spirit lie where the body fails;

the body fails when the brain lies.
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salamander 27 Jul @ 10:33pm 
i just want the 150 cats, we just flee and then go snuggle. :momocat:
smokerob79 27 Jul @ 11:12pm 
cougars and raccoons.....network the 200 raccoons and use the 2 cougars to kill any found targets......hay you said complete control......:gordon:
Yep, 500 moles and 400 squirrels. Just eat them when get hungry and kill all the other animals by myself.

Then there is ostrich eggs and horned owl eggs, and kill all the other animals by myself.

course could go black mamba eggs venoms with scorpion venoms and just cover self in spikes tipped in it.

150 cats and 2 cougars just yowling the entire time would probably just reverse try to and decide not to.

then there is take 2 sets of 200 raccoons. wear them as a suit of armor and rest just throw rocks at everything else.


was gonna choose self and c130 and the antigen of what there effected by to dose the area with course a chinook sound better and save them all.

course to help
if there was gonna be mutation for enlarged bipedals specimens
might go with burrowers of scorpion and mole
and
raccoon and squirrels arboreal strengths would probably do more damage to the forest

go 2 sets of black mamba and wear then like a medusa against approaching kill'rs

cougars and owls would be devastating to anything these sizes if they take on the ostriches it be one of those amazing shots on a nature channel not shown for depiction is not for the faint of heart.
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