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By dying and seeing him in the afterlife, he confirms the one thing I needed to believe in him while alive. To actually see him for myself and irrefutable proof that he's real. That's all I wanted, I never wanted him to suddenly make life better or save all of humanity.
Literally all I ask of him is to actually make himself known to me (or anyone else who doubts). But until then, I don't have any reason to think he isn't just a fairy tale that's gotten way out of hand.
Depends, What's God gonna do for me? My services won't be free.
the thing is I'm supposed to believe in Allah, due to my background, but what if I start believing in Allah and then after I am dead I am met by Jesus or Krishna?
same situation as an atheist in the end.
The real question is what would God do with them when they get to Heaven?
I like to think they get to stay in heaven too but you know it's not like VIP Heaven, they still gotta wait in lines and do mundane things like shower and wash their holy robes. It'd be amusing and fair.
If god did show up in the post credit scene of the ending of my life. I'd have a long ass talk with him.
I have a bunch of questions to ask, like:
1. What's the purpose of anything? What's your purpose?
2. What do you do in your free time? Watching humans must be boring. Speaking of which, you must have watched all the deranged ♥♥♥♥ us humans be doing all the time. Have you watched me do "stuff" when I was alone? Is your mental health Ok?
3. Explain dark matter and dark energy. Why the heck is the universe expanding at an accelerated rate? At this rate, The heat death of the universe is guaranteed. How are you gonna restart the universe then? The physics don't add up if this is your design.
4. Why this tiny ass planet? You made it sound like this planet's a big deal. It's tiny, it is in the middle of nowhere and we don't got no neighbours. Heck, we don't even have a habitable exoplanet nearby. The closest one is Proxima Centauri b at 4.5 light years. But it is not the best candidate. The best, so far, would be rose 128 b that's 11 light years. Idk 'bout you, but us humans can travel only at 0.06% of the speed of the light with our current technology. That'd be The Parker Solar Probe developed by NASA. It would take roughly, 8000 years on this tiny ass ship to reach there. That's 24,000 generations of people. It is impossible, well, for the moment. Even then, the habitability of the said planets are highly debated, so still no guarantee. Maybe we'll have a breakthrough. Or maybe you can JUST TELEPORT US THERE? How 'bout that? You wouldn't want your worshippers to die, right?
Or a follow-up question, why did you make everything so far apart in the first place bro? You really wanted us to be scorched to death when our sun goes red giant didn't you?
5. Do you have fights with gods of other religions? Are Krishna and Jesus Christ at each other's throat all the time because the former's followers don't eat beef and the followers of the latter do, respectively?
6. Why did you make spiders?
7. Pineapple on pizza? Yay or nay? (internally judging if we can be friends)
8. Can I get a fist bump and a dap?
Let me throw a hypothetical question at you. What would you do if your post credit scene is empty in the end and no one showed up?
I can answer that for you. Nothing, cuz your dead. 😂
It shouldn't take longer than a week to do his stuff and supposedly I have all eternity to wait, so...
I'm waiting...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aqlS9SOkjs
if you send God to the shadow realm what will happen?!
thats the plan, i will bring with me to heaven my millennium rod. the shadow realm awaits!