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US Job Report at an all time LOW
The US Job Report came in with the reporter stating he has previously over-estimated the job market by 256,000. It's actually lower than during Covid times!

So Trump stepped up just like he did during Covid and FIRED the reporter on it.

What would you report with a North Korean dictatorship wannabee ruling as King? Remember to please the King otherwise it's as the Trump saying goes "shoot the messenger"

The best "Trump" version report will win Steam Points!
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Trump fires Bureau of Labor Statistics commissioner after the weak jobs report...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nj3FimG1LNY

Why? Because and I quote Trump "she gave beautiful numbers on her report for Joe Biden and Kamala Harris, but they must be wrong for me! FAKE NEWS!" (it was over-estimated and faked before correcting it lmao - also it's all due Trump's own actions)

Are you more "qualified" for the position?

Requirements: Trump Loyalist... that is all

This is something commonly done in North Korea, but quite a first for America!
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kbiz 13 hours ago 
Biden appointed her. Trump replaced her.
Just be a boomer bro
So the last person was Erika Mctarfer[www.bls.gov], and she was appointed nominated on July 12th 2023 and fired January 11th 2024. Biden's gal, basically. If she was nominated in 2023, that means Biden wasn't using Trump's guy near the end of his term. William M. Beach served from March 2023 until succeeded by Erika. Could he have been replaced to try and make the numbers look better for Biden during the election year?

Trump also replaced Erica L. Groshen fairly early on into his first term. It also looks like an office that isn't always filled, and it looks kind of normal for them to be serving about the length of a presidential term[www.bls.gov], leaving shortly before or after a new president is inducted.

Maybe Trump is trying to rig the numbers, but if all of the presidents are trying to rig the numbers to make themselves look better than they really are, the Trump doing it too basically just keeps the playing field level and the game becomes about who cheats the best.

Given that the office isn't always filled, the office can run itself just fine without a commissioner anyway and she might not actually be the one directly responsible for the unemployment rate numbers anyway. I mean to have a continuous graph, you have to be keeping track of the numbers between commissioners somehow.
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Just because no enterprise in America will hire you, does not mean the job market is bad Azza. America is looking for SKILLED workers. Big difference. Huge even.
Originally posted by Azza ☠:
US Job Report at an all time LOW!

No one really cares.

All the data is just one sideshow after the other until the final curtain falls.
Last edited by TheStoryteller01; 11 hours ago
Originally posted by kbiz:
Biden appointed her. Trump replaced her.

Oh noes, Erika McEntarfer who has 20 years of experience and qualifications... Biden appointed her and she originally over-estimated Trump's Jobs report by quarter of a million! LMAO! Because if Trump even did nothing and just ran it the original way it was, he would of had that from ironically the Biden's admin long term plans.
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I like this idea of Trump not liking the person who found out that unemployment was high, so he fired them, making it even higher. =w=
Originally posted by Master of Politics:
Just because no enterprise in America will hire you, does not mean the job market is bad Azza. America is looking for SKILLED workers. Big difference. Huge even.

I already got a HB-1 Visa for IT Security in America thanks to your US Shadow President Elon Musk... It's not the point. Rather a good laugh is.

ps: They are replacing American workers with foreigners, all depending on white skin colour. They couldn't care less about illegal immigrants that "took yar jobs" (South Park reference). Even those not white, who are legal US Citizens are being arrested by ICE agents, but due to my own skin colour and money... hahaha. OMG it's so pathetic with the xenophobia and racism there.

It's beyond the point of being a joke, but still common, what's your best "Trump" version report? Make me laugh!
Last edited by Azza ☠; 12 hours ago
Originally posted by Deian:
Just be a boomer bro

Zoomers go zoom, zoom, zoom! Boomers go boom! Most of Gen Z is sleeping, but 72% of Alpha hate Trump and have learnt off you suckers not to be puppets.

Still no one has given me the best "Trump" version report! I should of just asked ChatGPT for it.

ChatGPT quote: "While I can provide creative writing and explore various perspectives, it's important to prioritize honesty and integrity, especially in reporting and communication."

Dangit!
Last edited by Azza ☠; 12 hours ago
this just in:
i don't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ care
Originally posted by Final Kat:
I like this idea of Trump not liking the person who found out that unemployment was high, so he fired them, making it even higher. =w=

I mean DOGE did fire a ton too... which ended up costing the US tax payers to pay $22.6 billion dollars more for them just not to work. Like wtf? Clearly it's not about the money, which Trump and others leech, but rather the Trumpism Loyalist. The DOGE cuts are now all null and void, due to costing more than they cut. The only real reason for cutting with be to replace workers for Trump loyalists. Not actually saving you a cent, but rather costing you more.

Like the alligator alcatraz costs billions, which could of created a taller skyscraper than the Trump towers, but it is just a bunch of tents and chicken wire, with non-flushing toilets causing poop to go across it. Positioned in the worst place possible which will just be blown away in the next hurricane, which happens often there. It's the biggest scam in the world, but you still support it! Even Hitler had better concentration camps and well being for the Jews held there.

If I didn't laugh so much, hell it would be just sad. You have no idea the (censor) hole Trump created. Then you wonder why US tourists are down 82%, etc... losing billions of dollars. Plus the high taxes on US products, due to Trump's Tariffs. A shoe which costed $20 is now $35 USD. Sure Trump delayed his Tariffs, but that's almost over now. Get ready to feel the impact!
Last edited by Azza ☠; 11 hours ago
Originally posted by Azza ☠:
Originally posted by Master of Politics:
Just because no enterprise in America will hire you, does not mean the job market is bad Azza. America is looking for SKILLED workers. Big difference. Huge even.

I already got a HB-1 Visa for IT Security in America thanks to your US Shadow President Elon Musk... It's not the point. Rather a good laugh is.

ps: They are replacing American workers with foreigners, all depending on white skin colour. They couldn't care less about illegal immigrants that "took yar jobs" (South Park reference). Even those not white, who are legal US Citizens are being arrested by ICE agents, but due to my own skin colour and money... hahaha. OMG it's so pathetic with the xenophobia and racism there.

It's beyond the point of being a joke, but still common, what's your best "Trump" version report? Make me laugh!

Nice trolling there, lol.. No American citizen whom identify themselves were arrested. Good for you to follow legal process to be legal in US.

As part of your visa and immigration checks, I would be very careful what I write online. I know ICE/immigration do check social media and any activities online.
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kbiz 11 hours ago 
Originally posted by Azza ☠:
Originally posted by kbiz:
Biden appointed her. Trump replaced her.

Oh noes, Erika McEntarfer who has 20 years of experience and qualifications... Biden appointed her and she originally over-estimated Trump's Jobs report by quarter of a million! LMAO! Because if Trump even did nothing and just ran it the original way it was, he would of had that from ironically the Biden's admin long term plans.

Yup, she's gone. Reminds me of a song.

BLS revised the payroll numbers down 45 out of 48 months under Biden. That means the number comes out looking rosy each time. At the same time, the previous two months no one really looks at are revised down - kinda like sleight of hand.

BLS has a bad track record. Overestimating the headline number 94% of the time is strange.
Originally posted by *ੈ✩‧₊˚༺☆Prinny☆:
this just in:
i don't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ care

So what's new?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUIK01ek-Ko
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