I opened the door to let my cat in and a cockroach walked in...

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Violent Rainbow 3 Aug @ 3:55am

What the actual hell. I heard scratching at my front door and went to let my cat in because she does that, and a huge damn cockroach just walked into my house! Not run, it WALKED. It wasn't scared of me AT ALL! What is this world coming to? When did cockroaches lose their fear of humans to the point that they just knock on your door and barge on in now? No sneaking around or anything just open up, I live here now. Anyway I have the cockroach in an old ice cream container, needless to say... it's going to wish it was never born. And I want all the other cockroaches to witness what happens next, they need to remember that humans are to be feared.

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3 Aug @ 3:56am

Sue them.

󠀡󠀡 3 Aug @ 3:58am

the cockroach was actually trying to help you clean your place

Violent Rainbow 3 Aug @ 4:00am

Originally posted by :
Sue them.

All of them? Or just this one guy? 🪳👀 Because I don't think he has any money for lawyers.

Violent Rainbow 3 Aug @ 4:01am

Originally posted by ♱:
the cockroach was actually trying to help you clean your place

My place is quite clean already thank you! The cockroach knew that, that's why he wanted to live here. Cockroaches only live in the most clean places, everyone knows that.

Ulfrinn 3 Aug @ 4:07am

Don't let free protein go to waste.

Violent Rainbow 3 Aug @ 4:08am

Originally posted by Ulfrinn:
Don't let free protein go to waste.

Ew I'm not going to eat the cockroach! Also it wont go to waste, bacteria and germs will eat it.

𝕎𝔸𝕃𝕋𝔼ℝ 3 Aug @ 4:11am

I wouldn't wanna mess with any of the insects if I was down under living in Australia.

Violent Rainbow 3 Aug @ 4:13am

Originally posted by 𝕎𝔸𝕃𝕋𝔼ℝ:
I wouldn't wanna mess with any of the insects if I was down under living in Australia.

No most of our insects are perfectly normal sized and generally don't bother us. I just wish centipedes would stop biting me! It's happening more and more often...

Grendalcat 3 Aug @ 4:15am

Maybe he just wants to be your friend.

Violent Rainbow 3 Aug @ 4:18am

Originally posted by Grendalcat:
Maybe he just wants to be your friend.

That's not how you make friends! And I'm not going to be friends with a stupid cockroach! People already think I'm weird enough, that would be the end for me.

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Grendalcat 3 Aug @ 4:21am

But what if he's like Archie? He could write stories for you!

http://donmarquis.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/firstarchy.gif

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salamander 3 Aug @ 8:59am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOed0qAt-fg&ab_channel=ingloriouswill

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Maximus10113X 3 Aug @ 9:01am

They’re superior to Humans and will outlast us for many years. They may as well make themselves comfortable because they’ll start living in our homes after the nuclear war anyway.

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qwertyuiop 3 Aug @ 9:09am

Originally posted by Violent Rainbow:
What the actual hell. I heard scratching at my front door and went to let my cat in because she does that, and a huge damn cockroach just walked into my house! Not run, it WALKED. It wasn't scared of me AT ALL! What is this world coming to? When did cockroaches lose their fear of humans to the point that they just knock on your door and barge on in now? No sneaking around or anything just open up, I live here now. Anyway I have the cockroach in an old ice cream container, needless to say... it's going to wish it was never born. And I want all the other cockroaches to witness what happens next, they need to remember that humans are to be feared.

If I'm gonna be honest you could probably gas the container.

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